Aiming to have fun.

I play to win. Or at least to get a draw :)

I don't retire teams that easily. I think it's a sign of weakness and undevotion.

Play, until you die. Or get the alzheimers.

Most importantly, remember that Jesus loves you!

13th May. Had my 50th <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=341890">game</a> today.

5th June. My 100th <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=370450">game</a>!

7th August. My 200th <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=449421">game</a>. I lost my best player ever (Up to that point) in that match, a 138 spp Gutter Runner. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=964389">Bdotan</a>, rest in peace.

6th November. My 100th <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=548176">loss.</a> Very bitter. Nuffle was against me.

14th November. My 100th <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=557074">win.</a> A pyrrhic victory indeed.

8th August, 2005. My 400th <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=852137">game.</a> Did not lose because of superior opponent, but because of elves rolling 1's. I hate it when it happens.

3rd September, 2005 My 200th <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=882618">loss.</a> Again, double skulls.

11th September, 2005 My 200th <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=892053">win.</a> Not a very clean game from my part, but a win is a win, eh?

16th September, 2005, My 500th <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=897438"> game. </a> A glorius win, ogre team conceded on the 4th turn of the 1st half, after 1 RIP, 1 SI and 1 BH. And after I fouled, once and only KO :-)

4th October, 2005, I finally managed to push my wins just over my losses after a long, long time losing more than winnning. I'm proud of myself. I have cherrypicked so much that it felt like I was working.

18th October, 2005, I finally retired my longest living team, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=84746"> Rat in a Hat</a>, due to huge amount of rebuilding required. You'll be missed, my vermins.

1st November, 2005, my <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=950363">100th draw</a>. Exciting game with lot of lucky breaks for both sides.

21st March, 2006, my <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1134362"> 300th win</a>. A stunty game, filled with blood and carnage.

April 30, 2007, my <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1664444"> 750th game</a>!

May 18, 2007, my <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1688596"> 800th game</a>. What a slaughter fest!

March 15th, 2010, my <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2964388"> 400th win </a>. I love it when khemri wins 3-0 against elves.

My best player up to date: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=964385">Mickey</a>. Alive and well. Well, not too well anyway. Double NI and -MA, but hey, when you get that old, you're bound to get injured. And retired too :-)

My personal appearances in different teams:

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1003510"> A mummy!</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2173825"> A Zombie!</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2831025"> A Lineorc!</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2839943"> A Beastman!</a>

Funny IRC conversations:
<seandon12> ur skaven v my dwarves in ranked
<MrMojo> hmm
<seandon12> go no
<seandon12> *go on yano u want to
<MrMojo> why would I want to?
<MrMojo> your team is not even in the gamefinder
<seandon12> isnt it?
<MrMojo> nope
<seandon12> DAMN it must of gone off, thought it was jus cos i was dwarves i wasnt gettin challenged, they r on now
<MrMojo> puny dorfs
<seandon12> so do u want to play the oh so puny dwarves!
<MrMojo> well, would you want to play yourself if you were me?
<seandon12> probly, dwarves r slow n dont hav much chance of catchin a skaven lino never mind the one turner
<MrMojo> Yesh, well, not to worry, I started a game 5 min ago and just wanted to mess with you
<seandon12> damn u MrMojo, damn u, lol funny guy
<MrMojo> :-)
<seandon12> lol
<seandon12> put up a half decent fight tho lol
<MrMojo> yeah you did, and for that I will play you somday, padawan
<seandon12> lol
<seandon12> yay 2 masters, macavity n mrmojo lol
<MrMojo> I'm the emperor, remember that
<seandon12> yes master
<MrMojo> now go and play someone foolish enough
<seandon12> lol
<seandon12> wow another master into my forum signiture lol
<MrMojo> I'll put this up on my bio if I remember
<seandon12> kk lol
<seandon12> il try n remind u

First time I was turned down by Khemri:
<MrMojo> I could play your khemri
<Zed> with ck
<Zed> ah aha
<MrMojo> wiht my orc?
<Zed> like i saifd
<MrMojo> hmm?
<MrMojo> how abou it?
<Zed> ok i repeat
<Zed> hate it but anyway
<Zed> must have special rules for drunken peoples on fumbbl
<MrMojo> so, want to play my orc with your khemri
<Zed> no
<Zed> usually eat elves
<Zed> have made an exception for empha
<Zed> but just an excpet
<MrMojo> are you afraid
<Zed> afraid of what
<Zed> losing
<Zed> lost player
<Zed> ahg aha
<MrMojo> Do you want to play or not?
<Zed> no
<Zed> wait for good moment
<MrMojo> first time ever that I was turned down by a khemri team

Twilight zone:
Afro how come you have a retired team in the gamefinder ? ^^
MrMojo it's one of those great mysteries of western civilization
Afro i guess it's called twilight zone
MrMojo Where the unknow becomes the visible and where the unbelievable becomes beliavable
Afro so now i am a believer
Afro thank you
MrMojo Indeed you are, go in peace brother
Afro ^^ you too

Siokawta 10 man lizards looking for a recovery game
Siokawta preferibly against somene who plays ball.
MrMojo I got 9 lizzies there
MrMojo how bout it?
Siokawta MrMojo im not playing you
Siokawta simple as that
Siokawta i need to recover

La_Yena hi
La_Yena skaven vs skaven?
MrMojo how about skaven vs cd?
La_Yena I ask skaven vs skaven
MrMojo I offer your skaven vs my cd
La_Yena just say "no tnx"
MrMojo why?
MrMojo It's a totally acceptable reply to your picking
La_Yena are u here to play or to try to be fun?
MrMojo Hey, Claw is good for AV9 too!
MrMojo Or are you afraid?
La_Yena I'm afraid
La_Yena are u happy? is your life better now?
MrMojo Yes it is.
La_Yena good
La_Yena are u in the photo of your bio?
MrMojo yes I am
La_Yena what a wonderfull life...
MrMojo Thank you, I'm quite fond of my face too

MrMojo you did know that calling other people by names such as stupidf*** is against the rules?
raae yes i do,
raae have you never said a thing or 2 and gone so what, i guess if you play like you you should have broadshoulders
MrMojo and that I could file a ticket for what you did?
raae and dont take all personaly
MrMojo don't take T16 fouls personally in stunty
raae mostly do, as i normaly only NOOBs who do it, aka bad losers
MrMojo lol
raae but i guess you dont see it as a problem,
MrMojo I didn't do it because I lost, I would've done it even if I had won
raae but never mind i guess our last game as you take all personaly and i think you a bad loaser,
MrMojo I do it because it's the cheaters fluff