newly appointed monkey as of 7 march 2005
promoted to gorilla in november 2005
Just a little reminder to all who tries to arrange games by PM i will NOT reply!! come to irc, then we will play.
Raced past my <b>1000th game</b> with a record of 508/156/336
all hail Holgi482 the master of trashtalk and a total lucker, if you ever get the chance spec his games
as i despise blacklists i'll go ahead and make a white list instead
<b>Jinxed</b> - great guy and always fun to play - and you'll never find anyone more unlucky than him
<b>Kfoged</b> - Great guy one of the better coach's the dice just have a way of letting him down.
<b>Quaruk</b> - Great guy - willing to learn and allways take a loss with his head held high
<b>AFK_eagle</b> - Think he want's revenge for the one game we have played against each other and for the fact that i have two gutters that both have surpassed Sai's cas-record. he has now gotten his revenge at beat me only time will tell how our record will be against each other.
<b>Krede</b> - Brew's most loyal fan - and a great guy - dane off course
<b>Moeller</b> - We go way back. Great guy allways been there for me.
<b>Sp0n</b> - just a fun guy - note to self don't allways click on his links - they're not allways good (don't ask)
<b>Istarios</b> - Very good coach - we have had our share of good games.
<b>Christer</b> - What can i say creator of this great site. He still havn't killed my faction woodelves with his Khemri's. I'm still waiting for you to kill them mate.
<b>Montagne</b>Watch out for the flings, as she kinda likes a good bloody game.
THE PLAYER to remember <a href=http://fumbbl.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=966&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0>Mist</a>
Proud member of the "<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=169854>Fun on FUMBBL</a>", the "<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=163098>cult of misfortune</a>" ,the "<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=160480>Quintins Heroes</a>" , the "<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=168631>Good Coaching</a>" , the "<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=186101>Danish PowerCircle</a>", "<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=173289>DK allstars</a>", Slice Me Nice! and of the "<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=164208>Another human team</a>"
And proud member of the <a href=http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Malton_Fighting_Hellfishes#Malton_Fighting_Hellfishes>Malton Fighting hellfishes</a>
<b>Max Coach rating 184.7
ranking 6</b>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coach&op=development&coach=13419>development</a>
* * * Did you know: the average fumbbl coach has 2 brothers.* * *
* * * Did you know: the average fumbbl coach breaking rules has 14 brothers.* * *
* * * Did you know: the average fumbbl admin deals with 3,247 Morons per day. * * *
<b>and here just a little fun</b>
<Nuffle> [stillhere] points at the topic
<Mezir> hi qb :)
<Candlejack> hehe
<stillhere> hi
<stillhere> hehe
<stillhere> how did you guess :P
<Candlejack> we did not guess
<Candlejack> it was the smell
<Mezir> exactly
<Candlejack> no way to miss the smell of a dane
* stillhere snifs himself and passes out
* stillhere wakes up wondering what happened takes another snif and passes out again
<Candlejack> i could sit here and watch that all day
<stillhere> hehe
* stillhere is now known as Mr_QB
* Mr_QB returns
<b>WTH</b>
[11:48] <Schlaagi> ahh sorry
[11:48] <Mr_QB> what?
[11:48] <Schlaagi> forget it, wont play a team with low ts as youve got :)
[11:48] <Schlaagi> I dont get kicks out of it
[11:49] <Mr_QB> that is just because it is vamps
[11:49] <Mr_QB> we got same tr
[11:49] <Schlaagi> well then I wont play vamps :)
<b>Atleast give us a chance to help</b>
[22:14] * Zed has joined #FumbblAdmin
[22:14] <Zed> srry
[22:14] <Zed> problem
[22:14] <Zed> have a coach who don't want to finish our game
[22:15] <Zed> still on irc
[22:15] <Zed> he said that he a prob with his pc and need to debug it!
[22:16] * Zed has left #FumbblAdmin
[22:16] <Mr_QB> ...
[22:17] <Benninstein> lol
[22:18] <Mr_QB> pretty hard to help, when he leaves at once, without even letting us know the name of the guy
[22:19] <Benninstein> Yeah, if you expect people to help you, you should at least do some of the legwork yourself
[22:19] <Mr_QB> preciesly
<b>HAHAHAHA</b>
[22:35] <o0madmax0o> I reinstall java, drivers of my pc, format pc, updates drivers... and the problem continue... anytink help me?
[22:35] <Mr_QB> try reinstaling the client itself
[22:35] <o0madmax0o> solution isn't there..
[22:36] <o0madmax0o> I reinstalling
[22:36] <o0madmax0o> and not play the game
[22:36] <Mr_QB> you said you reinstalled java, not the client
[22:36] <o0madmax0o> what is the client?
<b>DAMN</b>
[20:13] <Nosmas> so how do i manually upload my results?
[20:14] <Nosmas> helloo-oo
[20:14] <Candlejack> use the report match link
[20:14] <Nosmas> kk
[20:14] <Nosmas> thx
[20:15] * Nosmas has left #FumbblAdmin
[20:18] * Nosmas has joined #FumbblAdmin
[20:18] <Nosmas> wot is a .zip file
[20:18] <Nosmas> ?
[20:21] * Mr_QB-afk is now known as Mr_QB
[20:23] <Mr_QB> it is located in your results folder
[20:23] <Mr_QB> that has the extension .zip
[20:24] <Nosmas> where is my results folder
[20:25] <Nosmas> ?
[20:25] <Mr_QB> in your java blood bowl directory
<b>Tsk tsk</b>
<guest123> how do I create my own team_
<;@Candlejack> use the create team link?
<guest123> where
<;@Candlejack> on your overview?
<guest123> I dont get any overview, why is that
<;@Candlejack> it might tell you when there is a problem?
<guest123> I have Championship Forum Chat Bugs Help&FAQ
<;@Candlejack> overview is your coach page
<guest123> oh its there?
<guest123> but I cant see any overview
<;@Candlejack> are you logged in?
<guest123> not even registrered as a coach, where do I start?
<;@Candlejack> ....
<;@Mr_QB> that might be a place to start
<guest123> now I found my way to the register button
<guest123> thanks anyway
<guest123> twinkle twinkle little star
<;@Candlejack> then register and wait for the confirmation mail
<;@Candlejack> bye
Part: (guest123) (~guest123@c83-251-180-133.bredband.comhem.se)
<+mikafreak> roflmao
<;@Mr_QB> lmao
<;@Candlejack> this is NOT funny
<;@Candlejack> ffs
<;@Mr_QB> you'd almost think hi was german :P
* Candlejack waves his fist at the dane
<;@Mr_QB> hehe
<b>To all those that never reads the topic</b>
<Raspoutine> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=218010
<Raspoutine> for approuved?
<;@Mr_QB> go to approval!
<;@Mr_QB> !kick Raspoutine
› Raspoutine was kicked by Nuffle (Bye. (Mr_QB))
-Nuffle- Kicked Raspoutine from #FumbblAdmin.
› Join: (Raspoutine) (raspoutine@105.129-201-80.adsl.skynet.be)
<Raspoutine> no approuved?
<Raspoutine> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=218010
<;@Mr_QB> go to approval!
<+mikafreak> Raspoutine, go to #approval
<Raspoutine> i't closed
<+mikafreak> no it stays open 24 hours a day.
<Raspoutine> ok
<Raspoutine> tks
<+mikafreak> np
<;@Mr_QB> !kick Raspoutine
› Raspoutine was kicked by Nuffle (Bye. (Mr_QB))
-Nuffle- Kicked Raspoutine from #FumbblAdmin.
[00:41] <RatGod> please can i get aprrovall!
[00:48] <RatGod> sorry my team?
[00:54] <BowlBot> Team Approved: Rise to Foul Sir
[00:55] <RatGod> sorry man my team Black Star will it be soon?
[00:55] <BowlBot> Team Approved: Problem With Gnoblars
[00:58] * FerdinandW (~ABC@ip545481be.adsl-surfen.hetnet.nl) has joined #approval
[00:59] <FerdinandW> hello, could you please aprove my brothers teams? http://fumbbl.com/~Sharu
[00:59] <RatGod> So?please answer!
[01:00] <Mr_QB> topic
[01:00] <Mr_QB> RatGod, have you read the topic?
[01:01] <mikafreak> FerdinandW, your brother has no team waiting for approval...
[01:02] <RatGod> sorry what topic?
[01:02] <RatGod> where?
[01:02] <Mr_QB> be patient, if your team is not in english it will take longer
[01:03] <RatGod> Oh OK sorry didn't know!
[01:04] <RatGod> just say when it's done!
[01:04] <RatGod> thx
[12:43] <Coach_McGinty> hi all whats the current version for the java bbowl?
[12:43] <Mr_QB> 8,5
[12:43] <Mr_QB> try to look at the topic
[12:45] <Coach_McGinty> is it it the forums?
[12:46] <Coach_McGinty> sorry is the current version in the forums?
[12:46] <Mr_QB> what does it say in the topic?
[12:46] <Mr_QB> Current client version 8.5
[12:46] <Coach_McGinty> what topic?
[12:47] <Mr_QB> the channel topic
* Mezir shoots Quaruk in the head
<Mezir> I *warned* you
<Mezir> I *warned* you!!!!
* peke cackles
<Mr_QB|GLT> hehe
<KFoged> boo@ Quaruk..
<Mezir> also I said team name
<Mezir> you didn't even put your team name in there
<McCloud|GLT> lol
* Sleep is now known as Sleep|GLT
<KFoged> come on get your fat ass in this turnement!
<Mezir> I laugh at your ability to completely do what I explicitly say not to and then do it wrong as well!
<Mezir> ha ha ha ha ha!
<b>One opening and they try to take advantage of you</b>
<Christer> Found and fixed the underscore coach auto-upload problem.
<Mr_QB> from JBB to the site?
<Christer> yes
<Mr_QB> sweet
<Trog> QB, lets test it out
<Mr_QB> no more manual upload for me.
* Mr_QB jumps around cheering
<Trog> you skaven vs my orcs
<Trog> ;]
* Mr_QB sits back down suddenly
* Mr_QB bolts
<Mr_QB> gotta eat
<Mr_QB> later
* Christer laughs.
<Trog> lmao
* Mr_QB is now known as Mr_QB-dinner
* Mr_QB is allmighty
<Mr_QB> almost
<Bumper> hehe
<Bumper> !8ball is Mr_QB allmighty ?
<Nuffle> Bumper: Absolutely!
<Bumper> NICE
<Mr_QB> see
<b>Damn Riots</b>
<TheSquig> Eh up. No admins or security officers. ANARCHY!
<Mithrilpoint> wait sguiq
<TheSquig> :P
<Mithrilpoint> peikko is here...he+s just hiding without his @
* TheSquig tells the angry mob to go home then
* Mr_QB think that was wise
<milnestar> lets riot !
<TheSquig> heh
<Psilocybe> o0 ( ooh a riot... sounds nice :P )
* Mr_QB starts to call his biker friends to beat down the oncomeing riot
* Psilocybe chearing on for teh riot
* Mithrilpoint shows up as the biker friend
* TheSquig calls the fumbbl police, but nobody is home.
* Parallax has joined #Fumbbl
<milnestar> grrrrr - i just threw my mouse on the floor - IM RIOTING
* Shayughul has joined #Fumbbl
<Mr_QB> lol
* Psilocybe looks at the phone wires and then on the siccors in his hands
* Barnlato steals all the chips while everybody else is busy
<TheSquig> Milnestar, you're meant to destory other peoples stuff.
<Psilocybe> o0 ( lets see how this riot turns out )
<milnestar> grrrrr - i just left the toilet seat up - NOW IM REALLY RIOTING
<TheSquig> You know, kick Christer's moniter in and loot his house...
* Mr_QB starts to note who all the rioters are for later
<TheSquig> I say we lynch the snitch.
* Psilocybe jumps on the mouse when now one is looking and blames milnestar
* TheSquig ties Mr_QB up
* Mr_QB notes milnestar, TheSquig and Psilocybe
<TheSquig> heh
<milnestar> it wasnt me honest guv !
<Psilocybe> o0 ( hehe )
* Mr_QB can't be tied
<TheSquig> No it was, it was all you Milnestar. You started the riot!
* Mr_QB used his semiadmin powers to prevent it
* Psilocybe glues Mr_QB to the floor
<milnestar> i predict a riot - cue for a song !
* TheSquig will try to use his non admin powers to kick Mr_QB from #fummbl
* Parallax tears apart a pack of skittles(tm) with his teeth! RIOT TIME
<TheSquig> !kick Mr_QB
<TheSquig> dammit
<Mr_QB> lol
<Psilocybe> o0 ( hmm a riot song ) * starts playing attica theme*
<TheSquig> ;)
<milnestar> skittles - pah. Bring on the Jelly Babies !
* Psilocybe hands around toilet paper rolls and lighters
<TheSquig> Errr, this toilet roll has been used...
<milnestar> lol
* Psilocybe grins evilly
<Mr_QB> lol
<kurre|away> whats the url to the fumbblpage with handicaps? my acrobat reader has given up asking for some core dll files so i cant look in the lrb
<Mr_QB> http://fumbbl.com/help:RuleSet
<milnestar> such a polite question in the middle of a riot !
* Mr_QB slaps kurre|away with the answer, under the confusion of the riot
* TheSquig nolonger wants to be part of this riot. Soiled toilet paper isnt the answer guys...
* Psilocybe looks confused around... what about the riot ???
<Mr_QB> riot's over get back to work
<milnestar> ok riot over - PARTY TIME. I got balloons and cake !
* Mithrilpoint prefers riot over baloons-and-cake parties
* Mithrilpoint prefers riot over baloons-and-cake parties
<TheSquig> Hmm hash cake.
* mikafreak throws in a few cases of whisky
* Psilocybe sneaks out a toilet paper roll and sets it on fire...
<Psilocybe> attica attica attica
* Mr_QB don't want anything still a bit hungover from last night's drinking spree
<milnestar> fooled you - my ballons are filled with toxic gas - RIOT IS BACK ON !
<Psilocybe> o0 ( dammit i want a riot )
* Mr_QB hits milnestar until he forgets the riot
<Psilocybe> o0 ( toxic gas in a closed room is this guy nuts ) * hurrys out *
<b>Everybody likes the boot</b>
[00:47] <mikafreak> Hi Synn
[00:48] <Synn> having fun booting schitzo people
[00:48] <mikafreak> I only kick when I have too,
[00:48] <Gitzbang> Now, mika, don't lie ;)
[00:48] <Mr_QB> !kick mikafreak i just kick on random ;)
[00:48] * mikafreak was kicked by Nuffle (i just kick on random ;) (Mr_QB))
[00:48] -Nuffle- Kicked mikafreak from #Fumbbl.
[00:48] <Synn> hopefully my boot in albator's ar........
[00:48] <Synn> you get the point
[00:48] <Synn> LOL
[00:48] * mikafreak (~mikafreak@cpc2-oldh4-6-0-cust246.manc.cable.ntl.com) has joined #Fumbbl
[00:48] * Nuffle sets mode: +o mikafreak
[00:48] <Gitzbang> LOL
[00:48] <Mr_QB> hehe
[00:48] <Synn> nice one QB
[00:48] <mikafreak> you sod
[00:49] <Mr_QB> hehe
[00:49] * Synn walks away quietly
[00:49] <Gitzbang> See mika ... you do enjoy that :P
[00:49] <Mr_QB> you know i can't help it Angie
[10:27] <Dreadclaw> Santaqb
[10:28] <Dreadclaw> You'd better watch out you'd better not cry you'd better not pout i'm telling you why
[10:28] <Dreadclaw> santaqb is coming to fumbbl
[10:28] <Mr_QB> WTH
[10:28] <Dreadclaw> he's making a list, he's checking it twice he's gonna find out who's naughty or nice
[10:28] <Dreadclaw> Heya qb :)
[10:28] <Mr_QB> hey Dread
[10:28] <Dreadclaw> Hows life treating you?
[10:29] <mikazzZzz> is that santaqb with the spiked fouling boots?
[10:29] * Mr_QB knows one that isn't getting any presents
[10:29] <Dreadclaw> The one with ultra kicking action figure accesories
[10:29] <Dreadclaw> i got my gifts on e-bay
[10:29] <Mr_QB> or maybe just one
[10:29] <Dreadclaw> hehe
[10:29] <Dreadclaw> yaaaay
[10:29] <Dreadclaw> *preseeeeents*
[10:30] * Mr_QB is gonna have to have an extra keen eye one Dread these last few days though
<b>a little admin room fun</b>
<Trog> Cloggy wanted to play gerbil
<Trog> they agree to the match
<Trog> then....
<Trog> then.....
<Trog> hehe
<Candlejack> cloggy hires the star?
<Trog> Cloggy hires the CD star Hthrak
<Trog> yes
<Trog> putting him 40+ ST over
<Trog> hehehehe
<Candlejack> yeah...
<Trog> can't play the game
<Candlejack> so he wants to retire it..
<Candlejack> but what i ask is..
<Trog> this was days ago
<Trog> Cloggy can't get a game
<Trog> with the star
<Trog> searches
<Trog> tries
<Trog> no takers
<Candlejack> how the hell did he missclick on the wrong retire button???
<Trog> so...enter deathgerbil
<Trog> he offers the match to gerbil and tells him he'll retire the star
<Trog> simple misclick ensues
<Trog> lmao
<Mr_QB> rofl
<Candlejack> i still don't get it how people cannot double check what player they are retiring...
<Candlejack> i mean...hellloooooo???
<b>The usual answer to that question</b>
[00:17] <Mr_QB> LoBoKaLa, where did you sign up from?
[00:18] <LoBoKaLa> im from spain Mr_QB
sometimes it is my pc or the fumbbl page, you never know ;)
<b>Seems like Christer has been abcent to long</b>
* KhorneliusPraxx has joined #FumbblAdmin
<KhorneliusPraxx> tech question, anyone here?
<Christer> Nope.
<KhorneliusPraxx> You not admin
* Christer laughs.
<CJ-factisation> LOL
<Christer> That's the funniest thing I've heard a long time.
<CJ-factisation> no.. he is not an admin..
<CJ-factisation> he is only the dude that runs the site
<CJ-factisation> Christer, see? you have been away far too long
<CJ-factisation> :-)
<KhorneliusPraxx> Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.
<Christer> I see that :)
<b>After another whiner in Admin</b>
[23:11] <Trog> why me?
[23:11] <Mr_QB> they prey on you that's why
[23:12] <Trog> do i have a sign on my back that says "I love whiny kids"?
[23:12] * Mr_QB checks
[23:12] <Mr_QB> yep
[23:12] <Trog> you fucker
[23:12] <Trog> you put that there
[23:13] * Mr_QB looks innocent as allways
[23:13] <Trog> ;]
[23:13] <Mr_QB> hehe
<b>all i got to say is DAMN</b>
<TJagIII> ...
<TJagIII> hi all is an admin here_!_
<Mr_QB> nope
<TJagIII> damn
<Mr_QB> only a couple
<TJagIII> chrsiter is one right?!
<Mr_QB> as well as everybody else with op
<TJagIII> u mean @
<Mr_QB> yup
<TJagIII> ok
<Mr_QB> what the problem?
<TJagIII> what u here for than?
<Christer> correct
<TJagIII> hi christer can i talk to you?!
<Christer> Good god Tjag, Mr_QB is trying to talk to you.
<TJagIII> i need admin?! ^^
<Mr_QB> listen TJagIII i am an admin, just need to hear your problem
<TJagIII> oh okay thwn,...well my account was disabled in may coz the opppenent and i had problems...
<b>This is what happens when you don't read the bloody LRB. two visits to the admin channel on the same day!</b>
<b>First time</b>
<sehou> hello me'lords
<sehou> i got runes of dexterity out of nowhere in my actual game?
<sehou> know anything about it?
<Mr_QB> sure you didn't buy a runesmith?
<sehou> no
<sehou> you mean a wizard?
<Topper28> dwarf don't get wizards
<Topper28> they get runesmiths
<sehou> thx
<Topper28> so if you bought a wizard, he is a runesmith
<sehou> yeah baby yeah!! +ag on runner
<b>and another one.</b>
<Hexalo> Question: I bought 2 wuzards with my flings...
<Mr_QB> yes
<Hexalo> i joined a game and have no wizards
<Mr_QB> didn't you get extra rr's?
<Hexalo> but instead of 6 rr.. i have 9 rr... (1 per chef roll)
<Hexalo> Is that normal?
* Mr_QB slaps Hexalo with the LRB
<Hexalo> ^^
<Hexalo> okok
<Hexalo> it is
<Hexalo> Thx ^^
<Hexalo> Read it 10 years ago ^^
<Mr_QB> bb lfg they call them Ghosts, Sir|Gaunt's Ghosts|here comes the |arder boys|so you come get some
<BowlBot> Mr_QB (170.88): Orc 207/193, Human 171/174
<Vicimus> Mr QB ... you don't need to type out their whole names y'know?
<Vicimus> sorry if I am repeating myself
<Vicimus> thingo quit out
<MadTias> since QB is an op...
<MadTias> i think he knows that
<MadTias> :)
<Mr_QB> preciesly
<b>This is what happens when you spectate your mate's games ;-) </b>
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=839309
<blu> you know spectating your own game is very sad
<Jinxed > that's not me
<Jinxed > lol
<Jinxed > qb?<blu> sure whatever
<Jinxed > feel free to inform my opponent that it is not me
<Jinxed > ;)
this one is from a faction game (i'm red playing with whirling death against Rainbow Blacknights)
<blu> I've cliked the wrong elf for buzzing :-(
<red> =(
<blu> I gave it to the thrower
<red> lol
<b>playing flings is fun</b>
From the storyteller Wuhan: Tales of the Halflings!
...and suddenly he heard it too. Munch. Munch. Munch. The sound of someone chewing a sweet bun. He spun around and saw 4 dimunitive figures with small hands and feet, intent on fouling him to death! They shouted, "Lunch Time!"
[00:10] <Karsk> bb lfg
[00:10] <BowlBot> Karsk: [FQ] Skaven 100/100
[00:10] * ChromeX (chrome@lenin.acc.umu.se) Quit (Ping timeout)
[00:10] <Mr_QB> bb lfg hehe
[00:10] <BowlBot> Mr_QB: [FQ] Halfling 91/65
[00:12] <Mr_QB> Karsk want to play?
[00:12] * Yop2005 (~yop4@APuteaux-152-1-27-94.w82-120.abo.wanadoo.fr) Quit (Ping timeout)
[00:13] * Jinxed-away is now known as Jinxed
[00:13] <Jinxed> karsk; don't
[00:13] <Jinxed> he is a terrible lucker
[00:13] * Mr_QB cries
[00:13] <Jinxed> pfah
[00:13] <Mr_QB> though it is a bit true
[00:13] <Jinxed> you cried not as hard as me after our game
[00:13] <Jinxed> 110% robbed
[00:14] <Mr_QB> again true
[00:14] <Jinxed> of course it is true
[00:14] <Jinxed> ;-)
[00:14] <Mr_QB> yup
[00:14] <Jinxed> would I lie to anyone (but the wife but that is common sense)
[00:15] <Mr_QB> you never know
[00:15] <Jinxed> you lured others into your fling trap?
[00:15] <Mr_QB> no
[00:15] <Mr_QB> trying but not working
[00:16] <Jinxed> mention you have not enough cash for deeproot
[00:16] <Jinxed> ;D
[00:16] <Jinxed> helps
[00:16] <Mr_QB> yeah only got the 2 tree's
[00:16] <Jinxed> btw
[00:16] <Jinxed> you noticed?
[00:16] <Jinxed> not a single cas vs flings
[00:16] <Jinxed> that's gotta be a record
[00:17] <Jinxed> you and your damn admin client
[00:17] <Jinxed> ;(
[13:36] <Mr_QB> halfling vs rotters?
[13:38] <kumiduck> show stat page
[13:38] <Mr_QB> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=218388
[13:39] <Mr_QB> 1 game old haflings not much to see
[13:39] <kumiduck> so fucking many players :(
[13:39] <kumiduck> I've got 9 in next setup
[13:39] <Mr_QB> it's halflings
[19:24] <Mr_QB> mate
[19:25] <Mr_QB> i challenged some khemri ;)
[19:25] <Jinxed> o_o
[19:25] <Mr_QB> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=994046 check the replay to see what happened
[19:26] <Jinxed> lol
[19:26] <Jinxed> outcassed khemri?
[19:26] <Jinxed> sheesh
[19:26] <Mr_QB> hehe
[19:26] <Jinxed> admin client working overtime?
[19:26] <Mr_QB> check the replay
[19:26] <Mr_QB> nah
[19:26] <Mr_QB> GTR
[19:26] <Mr_QB> he had 2 skeletons left on the field at the end of the 1st half
[19:27] <Jinxed> ouch
[19:27] <Jinxed> bad bad boy
[19:27] <Jinxed> err fling
[19:27] <Mr_QB> hehe
[19:27] <Mr_QB> you should have heard the crowd
[19:27] <Mr_QB> but you should see the replay
[19:28] <Jinxed> will do
[19:33] <Jinxed> apalling
[19:33] <Mr_QB> should have won 2-0
[19:37] <Jinxed> so what do you do except degrading khemri?
[19:42] <Mr_QB> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=218388
[19:43] <Jinxed> o_o
[19:43] <Jinxed> diving tacklers appear
[19:43] <Jinxed> uber-annoying
[19:43] <Mr_QB> sure is
[19:45] * Jinxed writes another note to self to never play those flings
[19:45] * Jinxed writes another not to self to never play those flings
[19:49] <Mr_QB> ahh come on
[19:49] <Mr_QB> they aren't that bad
[19:49] * Jinxed KNOWS QB lies
[19:55] <Jinxed-away> lol
[19:55] <Jinxed-away> you bastard
[19:55] <Jinxed-away> scoring out of nowhere
[19:55] <Mr_QB> hehe
[19:55] * Mr_QB is just that good
[19:56] * Jinxed-away thinks he'd like to have that admin client too!
17:47] <strinn-vet> how do I get a retired team back?
[17:47] <Mr_QB> you can't
[17:47] <strinn-vet> you kidding?
[17:47] <strinn-vet> I've retired all my teams lol
[17:47] <strinn-vet> i thought i could
[17:47] <Bergh-Legend> even if I donated 10000$?
[17:48] <Mr_QB> no i'm not better start making new teams
[17:48] <Bergh-Legend> strinn-vet why you thinked that?`
[17:48] <Mr_QB> if you did it to my paypal account we might find a solution
<b>Computer wiz for sure</b>
[02:00] <highsididy> my game freezes everytime one of my players gets hurt ...is this a bug? or just my computer?
[02:01] <Mr_QB> sounds like a decals folder
[02:01] <Mr_QB> problem
[02:01] <Mr_QB> check your JBB folder for a folder named decals
[02:01] <highsididy> what is that? ...ok
[02:01] <Mr_QB> should be in your pics folder
[02:02] <highsididy> ok'
[02:02] <Mr_QB> is it there?
[02:03] <highsididy> my window for that froze brb
[02:04] <Mr_QB> k
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[02:06] <Lineman338> yes i found decal folder
[02:06] <Lineman338> bloodspot1, 2, 3, 4
[02:06] <Mr_QB> where is the folder located?
[02:07] <Lineman338> in 8.5
[02:07] <Mr_QB> yes but where in your JBB folder?
[02:07] <Lineman338> desktop
[02:07] <Lineman338> c drive and desktop i believe
[02:07] <Mr_QB> the JBB folder, in that where is your decals folder located?
[02:08] <Mr_QB> under pics?
[02:08] <Lineman338> C:\Documents and Settings\Compaq_Owner\Desktop\Bbowl8_3\patch8_5.zip
[02:08] <Lineman338> under that...in a folder on my desktop
[02:09] <Mr_QB> havn't you unzipped it?
[02:09] <Lineman338> i think so evreything else works
[02:09] <Mr_QB> it should be something like this E:\Java blood bowl\pics\decals
[02:10] <Lineman338> ok let me check
[02:11] <Lineman338> i unzipped 8.5 now i see a decals icon
[02:11] <Lineman338> KO1=none.png
[02:11] <Mr_QB> k how about the folder is it in your pics folder?
[02:12] <Lineman338> yes
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[02:12] <Mr_QB> k try playing again now
[02:12] * Nuffle sets mode: +v BowlBot
[02:12] <Lineman338> ok
[02:12] <Mr_QB> if there is still a problem i suggest you delete JBB and reinstall it
[02:12] <Lineman338> just the patch or the whole thing
[02:13] <Mr_QB> the whole thing
[02:13] <Lineman338> thanks for the help ....im not a comp wiz ...i appreciate it
*peikko doesnt read well today
<Candlejack> today?
<Mr_QB> hehe
* peikko reads lightning bolt scroll and strikes Candlejack in the groins
<Janzki> thought you didn't read well today :)
<Mr_QB> hehe
<Janzki> kinda risky to use lightning bolt there
<Janzki> :)
<Mr_QB> so CJ is safe ;)
<Janzki> I bet he hit his own groin
<Mr_QB> properly
<Mr_QB> did it hurt peikko?
<Candlejack> i bet he doesn't know what groin is actually
<Mr_QB> lol
<peikko> Janzki: I know where you work and where you live, so stfu ;)
<Mr_QB> lol
<Janzki> lol
<Candlejack> ooooh...
<Candlejack> NOW i gotta be scared..
<Candlejack> or rather..
<Candlejack> no
<peikko> it doesnt really matter how well I read magic scrolls, even if I read them right, they still fumbbl
<b>this is what happens when you don't read the rules you agree to when aplying!</b>
<Kalamona> hi
<Kalamona> y skavens vs m chaos?
<Mr_QB> hmm
<Mr_QB> my skaven you mean the 325 tr?
<Kalamona> yes
<Mr_QB> you have nothing near them
<Kalamona> tr 156
<Mr_QB> read that http://fumbbl.com/help:ranked
<Mr_QB> particular this part The +/- 40 STR Rule
<Kalamona> ok
<b>some people should have a permanent nanny to look out for them</b>
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[20:44] <Manning> hi all
[20:44] <Manning> i no this isnt a big problem
[20:44] <Manning> but i just started a new poll on forum
[20:45] <Manning> and someone made a bad suggestion that had nothink to do with it, and i asked them not to and someone dis obyed it
[20:45] <Manning> so i was just wondering if you could write a message in there asking them not to
[20:45] <BowlBot> Esse_r submitted a new support ticket (Team)
[20:46] <Mr_QB-movedin> just edit your own message
[20:46] <Manning> i have look
[20:47] <Manning> http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=141874#141874
[20:47] <Manning> becuase last one i had i shut down becuase i got anoyed
[20:50] <Mr_QB-movedin> what is it excactly you want us to do that you can't do yourself?
[20:51] <Manning> no its just
[20:51] <Manning> i thought
[20:52] <Manning> if an admin wrote a message like he asked nicly for good suggestions
[20:52] <Manning> then they might listen
[20:52] <Mr_QB-movedin> you tread so you should write it, no real reason for us to get involved
[20:52] <Mr_QB-movedin> your tread
[20:52] <Manning> ok
[20:52] <Manning> well thanks for the help
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[20:53] <Candlejack> if you want a nanny.. pay one
[20:53] <Mr_QB-movedin> yeah wth
<b>a few of the bb jokes.</b>
A halfling walks into a bar.
He notices that there are no other patrons, so he asks the bartender:
“Is there a big game or something?”
“No. You see that big ogre-bouncer over there? The one whose legs you walked between on your way in? He’s so glum and ferocius that he’s scaring all the customers away!
I’ll give you 500gp if you can cheer him up.”
“No problem!” says the halfling and walks over to the ogre.
He whispers something in the ogre’s ear and the ogre start to laugh so violently that he almost cracks his ribs.
The halfling gets the money and leaves.
A month later the same halfling returns to the bar. The ogre is still laughing.
The bartender recognizes the halfling and shouts:
“You! Come here! What did you do?! He’s been like this for a month! Now nobody will visit my bar because of this noise! Make him stop! You’ll get 1000gp!”
The halfling shrugs and walks over to the ogre, say something and they both leave.
When they return the ogre is quiet and grimmer than he ever was.
The bartender pays the halfling and asks:
“OK! I give up. What did you do?”
“Well, to make him laugh I said: My dick is bigger than yours!”
“And to make him stop?”
“I showed him!”
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The halfling team is celebrating at a seedy bar, and that night a witch elf and a halfling hook up over some drinks.
Later on, back at the motel, the pair are having sex; however, although the halfling is enjoying it, the witch elf cannot feel anything. So the witchelf goes to the halfling, "go and get one of your friends - two is more fun.
So the halfling goes away and comes back with a friend, and the sex begins again. The witch elf still cannot feel anything and says to one of the halflings, "go and get another friend, four is more fun".
So the halfling goes away and comes back with yet another friend. The four halflings, despite their efforts, cannot pleasure the witch elf, so she goes to one of the halflings, "go and get another friend, five is more fun".
But the same thing happens again and again, and again - every time the witch elf demands another halfling. Eventually, the entire halfling bloodbowl team is in the motel room.
Finally...the witch elf screams in pleasure. Then, looking at the halflings, she says, "now we need to get some more halflings to start working on my ass"!
So one halflings goes away and comes back with the coach, 10 assistant coaches, and the halfling chef.
Eventually...with many cries of "I can get more pleasure taking a dump", the witch elf finishes screaming...and lets out a huge sign of relief.
The halfings feel very proud because they have never satisfied a woman before, not even as a team. Jubilated, they get ready to leave to get some sleep for the game tommorow.
Suddenly, as they walk towards the door of the motel room, they hear the click of a lock, and a calm voice pierces the air: "where do you think your going".
Drawing her hair back, and reaching for a device with a strap, the witch elf looks at the halflings and says, "now its my turn to be the man"...
P.S. NEWS REPORT...Today, the dark elf team found out that there halfling opponents had been sodomised to death last night. The dark elf team has won by default.
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<b>Under a game with Crussaders of Naggaroth vs Calon and Bunnypuncher (Top skaven blocker)</b>
<deathgerbil> kill that abomination next turn :)
<Mr_QB> hehe
<Mr_QB> i would if he had gotten back
<deathgerbil> nm hes still ko :(
<deathgerbil> but nice ownage there
<Mr_QB> thx
<b>PM's</b>
A bit of the friendly conversations that goes on behind the scene. (PM's from one skaven coach to another). Just a litlle disclaimer AFk_eagle is not bitter mearly pointing out how lucky i was compared to him on some key points. So it is all in good spirits and that goes for jinxed aswell.
AFK_Eagle
Subject: I hate you ;-)
Specifically, how many cas are being generated by still-healthy gutters on your team. Ever since Sai retired I've tried to create a new blitzer-gutter, and each and every one has died on-pitch. And you have two--one who's broken my record and looks to leave me WAY behind, and another who'll likely break it as well and laugh as he passes.... I want back in this race, too! Damn aging for robbing me of my all-time best player! lol I woulda set the bar so damn high, you'd never reach it!
suffice to say both got past Sai one ended at 31 and the other on 97 cas.
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AFK_Eagle
Subject: OMG MIST!!!!
Just took a look at Mist...I hate him...I truly do...even as I am just amazed at what I started, considering Mist never would've existed without Sai's example...but he sure as hell makes Sai look like a nice guy! Err, rat! NOT the way I want to remember my best guy ever!
Hell of an accomplishment, keep it up! I expect a whale of an obit should he ever fall!
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I'm sure Sai is somewhere very proud of Mist's accomplishments, all while trying to hunt down a doctor able to remove his niggling injuries and allow him to rejoin the pitch...
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Jinxed
Subject: Re: take a look what i just got on the 13
w00t; you bastard-lucker!
Quote:
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Mr_QB wrote on Sep 01, 2005 - 03:19 PM:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2227957
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AFK_Eagle
Subject: Re: take a look what i just got on the 13
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Mr_QB wrote on Sep 01, 2005 - 03:19 PM:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2227957
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My thrower aged -agi when he rolled his second +agi. I hate you! You take my Sai gutter and not only improve upon him, you blow him away! You take my super-thrower, and one-up him, too! Can't I have any player which you're not better at! ;-)
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AFK_Eagle
Subject: You rat!
No, really, I now have picture proof that you are a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1959120">This</a>! This is you, a dauntless/horns/block/tackle gutter, not too unlike your lost Mist. No wonder your gutters are so terrific--it's all about the coach!
For reference, I'm a str 4/block linerat, which is why I have two 100+ spp linerats and some of my most memorable characters have been...well, gutters, but still...
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<b>Her er lidt til danskerne</b>
krede stoler nu heller ikke på Mr_QB
*Mr_QB slaps krede around a bit with a large trout
<Mr_QB> kan jeg nu ikke forstå
<krede> -Mr_QB- en vigtig del i ondskabens akse
Kommer nok heller ikke som en overraskelse at krede mener jeg er djævlen selv men som alle ved så findes djævlen ikke ;-)
Det kan dog have noget at gøre med at jeg har en gudsbenådet evne til at lave de vildeste dodges, for det meste uden brug af rr. Hence QB-dodges. Tilgengæld fejler jeg pr. definination 9 ud af 10 GFI's
<krede> det er jo Mr_QB... den dodge plejer han da at klare med bind for øjnene
<krede> BREW!!! NEEEEEEJJJJJ!
<Mr_QB> ja netop
<mobo> shit
<mobo> 600 pounds
<mobo> røver
<ThomCaT> hvad sker der ?
<Mr_QB> han laver bare en del cas
<ThomCaT> noget slemt ?
<Mr_QB> næ kun bh og mng
<mobo> du kan redde den qb
<mobo> nak ham :)
<krede> 4 mod 11
<Mr_QB> no problems
<krede> uden rr
<mobo> næ
<mobo> du får jo RR
<mobo> næste half
<Mr_QB> nemlig
<krede> jeg gentager... 4 spillere
<Mr_QB> ja og en rr til hver
<mobo> en dejlig GR du har dig :)
<krede> Mr_QB: Du er en gylden gud!
<Mr_QB> 4 mod 11 td til mig
<Mr_QB> han skulle have slået en 1 mere
<krede> ja fandme
<krede> WE WANT BREW!
* ThomCaT har brew og vino
* krede snakker om Mr_QB's lineman
<ThomCaT> (og cola)
[13:50] <mobo> du skal holde din føring!
[13:50] <Mr_QB> fik sku injury time så bliver sku svært
[13:50] <mobo> kom nu!
[13:50] <mobo> gør alt hvad du kan
[13:50] <mobo> snyd!
[13:50] <Mr_QB> hehe
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[13:51] <Jeppe_Sejer> hej
[13:51] <Sp0n> Hej
[13:51] <anti> hola
[13:52] <mobo> yes sir
[13:52] <Sp0n> Nice Mr_QB
[13:52] <Mr_QB> Muhahaha
[13:52] <mobo> du er gud Mr_QB
[13:52] <Sp0n> Din quarterback erfaring er tydelig
[13:52] <Mr_QB> ja ikke
[14:34] <mymLaban> WHEE
[14:34] <mymLaban> :)
[14:34] <Mr_QB> hvad?
[14:34] <Mr_QB> hehe
[14:34] <mymLaban> mine cds mod dine rotter+
[14:34] <Mr_QB> det kan de da slet ikke holde til
[14:35] <mymLaban> jo agtenbs
[14:35] <mymLaban> sagtens
[14:35] <mymLaban> med stars og alt muligt
[14:36] <Mr_QB> lol
[14:36] <Mr_QB> har jeg da ikke råd til
[14:36] <mymLaban> du har allerede købt ham!
[14:36] <mymLaban> øhhh
[14:36] <Mr_QB> mine rotter
[14:36] <mymLaban> hmm
[14:36] <Mr_QB> har sku ingen stars
[14:36] <mymLaban> hvor fik jeg det fra?
[14:36] <Mr_QB> nu tager du dig sammen mym
[14:37] <mymLaban> syns jeg så den RO star
[14:37] <Mr_QB> har ikke engang en RO på holdet
[14:37] <mymLaban> lol
[14:37] <mymLaban> ok ok du slipper
<krede> Blitz..
<krede> jeg har sagt det før og jeg siger det lige igen
<krede> JEG VIL HA 3 AF Mr_QB'S GUTTERRUNNERE PÅ MIT ORCHOLD!!!
Som en lille side note skal det siges at krede er brew's største fan!!!!
De fleste andre holder sig mere til legenden over dem alle, Mist!!!
and here is a lot of fun jokes especially the one with Mrs. miller http://bash.org/?top
http://bash.org/?416857
/msg Nuffle uset #fumbbl info (exchange fumbbl for channel and insert info after info)