sung to the tune of NWA's "straight outta compton"

[Dr. Dre] Pelzi is his name and the boy is comin...

Verse Three: Pelzmuff

...straight outta Altdorf
is a playa that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous motherf@!*er raises hell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a f!*@, that's the problem
I see a mother%!*@in BOB I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a playa
blitzin' but don't know where the fu%# he's going, just
sprinting lookin for the one they call Pelzi
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark
except when I dump off, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the one who got the last amour-penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the witch who got block? F$#@ her!
You think I give a damn about a bit@*? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the P, and if you ever f@!#
with me You'll get taken by a stupid stall playa who will
smother word to the motherf!#%er, straight outta Altdorf.