Just getting into Blood Bowl.

Blood Bowl Poetry:

"Just as life in general is ruled by the law of attraction and nothing else, life in Blood Bowl is also a merciless and ruthless world, so of course there are ogre trials and tribulations. Sometimes, to make a player feel that life isn't..."

- Shrek Wazowski




"My cup runneth ogre

And I run his butte." 'Tis no nay,

God loth he fall in fray,

But himself doth not run."

"Did a thousand

Fight on an ant-hill?"

"All was ne'er-day

Made so jolly."

"At which time

Did a thousand

Bond on an ant-hill?"

"I have gone, sir,"

"I have gone!"


"Thou didst turn

All its groves green

As summer's last day;

For now, Sir Francis,

Was thine eternal day."


- Ogre Jesus