<b><---- Was Very drunk. Good Times</b>




<b>My Play Mantra.</b>

I will not play vs your guard whores or any team that seems to think an abundance of Dirty Player will enhance thier chances to play ring around the werewolf.

<b>Dwarves </b> Guard Whores. I dont play dwarves. Ever. Period. If you offer me a game with your dwarves, expect a cocky cherry pick counter offer.

<b>Chaos Dwarves </b>- I will look at your team but generally im not interested.

<b>Orcs / Khemri </b>- I will look at your team but dont be surprised if i refuse unless im playing with my orcs or Undead !



<b>My biggest issue with Fumbbl =</b>
People who cant be bothered to come up with good names. Theming is also pretty lame imo but not as bad as calling your players lameness like : "Look out", "I run", "I am strong", "Oh snap Im a catcher"... etc etc etc.
Use a random generator if you really dont have the intelligence to come up with player names !

Infact i will generally refuse a game vs these teams, just because i fluff and the last thing i want to do is stink up my fluff with "Blizter Dude" the Lineman.
Or worse.. raise the bugger as a zombie ><

<b>Fouling.</b>
Its part of the game. If you wish to ban fouling or make a restraint saying "no fouling" then i reserve the right to expect you not to Pass if I dont foul.
I do think turn 16 fouls are in bad taste. I generally will only do this if you foul me turn 16.

<b>Cherry Picking</b>
Any one who doesnt Cherry Pick is just lying to themselves.

<b>Services to the BB community</b>
Here is a nice list of all the one turners, Big Guys and RSC / C bastardos ive killed.
You can thank me later !

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3805903"><img src="http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/9408/skrunner1bbb3.gif"></a>Trinky,Gutter Runner 15 Games 53 Sps Dodge, Very Long Legs, Sprint, Sure Feet, Leap
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1874579"><img src="http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/5978/sklineman1bqr6.gif "></a>Ismanden , Lineman 28 Games 54 Sps Claw, Razor Sharp Claws, Block
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3671233"><img src="http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/5978/sklineman1bqr6.gif "></a>Judith , Lineman 34 Games 108 Sps, Claw, Block, Razor Sharp Claws, Horns, Tackle
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1874570"><img src="http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3440/ratogre1brr7.gif"></a>Slowpoke , Rat Ogre 28 Games 40 Sps Mighty Blow, Frenzy,Guard, Piling On, Block
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4286806"><img src="http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6021/ogre1dl8.gif"></a>Nogg N'Tok ,Ogre 6 Games 4 Spp, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy


<b>Thanks to....</b>
Blacknwhitedog, for assisting me with all my fluff.
Synn, for a zillion pointers and only killing 2 of my players

<b> Concept Stunty Races </b>
<table width="500px" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="1" border="1" ><tr style='background: #000000; color: white;'> <th>Qty</th><th>Title</th><th>Cost</th><th>Ma</th><th>St</th><th>Ag</th><th>Av</th><th>Skills & Traits </th><th>Allowed Skills </th></tr><tr><td>0-1</td><td>Lord of Change</td><td>110,000</td><td>5</td><td>5</td><td>2</td><td>8</td><td>Gaze of Optimism, Mighty Blow, Hypnotic Gaze, Big Guy</td><td> S,Ph,</td></tr><tr><td>0-3</td><td>Pink Horror</td><td>70,000</td><td>7</td><td>2</td><td>3</td><td>7</td><td>Dodge,Stunty,Split</td><td> A,G</td></tr><tr><td>0-6</td><td>Blue Horror</td><td>50,000</td><td>6</td><td>2</td><td>3</td><td>7</td><td>Dodge,Stunty,</td><td> A,</td></tr><tr><td>0-16</td><td>Enity of Chaos</td><td>40,000</td><td>5</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>6</td><td>Dodge,Stunty,Regenerate</td><td> A,Ph,</td></tr></table>

Elements of Tzeentch are not allowed to hire an apothcary. But are allowed to hire a wizard instead.

New Skills:
Gaze of Optimisim : The lord of change is always looking for ways to better humanity so keeps a watchfull eye for potential at all times. Treat as Bone Head.

Split: When a Pink horror is KILLED! on the field the Element of Tzeentch coach is allowed to take 2 free Blue Horrors who go into the reserve box, obviously the team can not go beyond the allowed roster of 16.