ABOUT ME
I'm a human: MA 5, ST 3, AG 3, AV 9 with the following skills:
EXTRA ARMS (comes in handy during foreplay)
SIDE STEP (after living with the love of my life for the past 9 years I've managed to avoid the big commitment - marriage)
THICK SKULL (I have to admit it takes a while for some things to sink in)

ABOUT TURN 8 FOULERS
Now I don't have anything against someone who gets that thrill, or whatever it is they feel, when they use the last play of a half to throw in that extra, unauthorized block at one of your prone players, most likely one of your stars. How can an act like this be considered so reprehensible if there is not a rule in the LRB prohibiting it? While I don't personally approve of this unsocial behavior, I find it curious that this game has this peculiar aspect. Could it be that on some level we all want to kick that guy who is down on the ground? With the emergence of the internet, one of the first things I noticed was the anonymity it afforded the person who had this need to demonstate his or her (mostly his) anger without facing any repercussions. The Turn 8 Fouler, in our quaint little corner of the information superhighway, is our faceless cheap shot artist that are found everywhere in this medium, only here it is actually sanctioned within the rules!
When I first discovered the wonderful world of Warhammer and BloodBowl, I have been an Orc guy. So, to someone else he is just a fallen Orc, but in my world he is one of my precious players who I have given a name to and is more than a mere pawn to be so violated so cruelly. But these people must act out, so act out they will, and I celebrate the fact that they can do so.

ABOUT ELVES
They smell. Some people think it is a barnyard smell. Well, maybe that barnyard that is found deep in the wild country of Wisconsin or Missouri, where the ground is in a constant state of muddiness, the buildings are in need of repair and they are raising pigs. Yes, that's more like how they smell - like a rundown pigfarm.