If you are about have a match against Varjomestari (yes Warnut is a fake name that i use to deceive my enemies), then be warned: you are about to face the darkest shadows that there is in the... darkness...
hooOooooOOoOOooooOOoOOooOOoooooooo....
Varjomestari is everything... and at the same time... he is nothing...
hooOOoOoooooOoOooOooOooOOoooooooooooo...
Varjomestari became Varjomestari when he read an ancient book called "Mestarien Varjot". he wrote it. and then he read it and became Varjomestari. The book has pictures of different kinds of shadows, and the pages consists of phrases such as
"hoooooOOooooooooOoOOoOoOooooooOoooOoooOooo... HO! hoohooooooOOoOOOoooOoooooo....". On the cover there is a picture of Varjomestari's shadow. The book can't be read anywhere else but in shadows, only then will the text made of pitch black shadows appear. When you look at Varjomestari, you think you see him, but you only think you see him... because he can't be seen. Beware of the shadows, for even at this moment when you are reading this, Varjomestari is watching you... from the shadows... hooOooooOOOOooOOooooOooooOoooOoooooooo...

Also, Varjomestari, in his great and undeniable wisdom has decided to never again play against orcs under any circumstances, as he has been cursed by Nuffle to get his team killed if he does so.He has no intention to get his team killed for Nuffle's amusement .

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HALL OF FAME: NUFFLE DICERAPES

So yeah, i'll add here the worst dicerapes that nuffle has caused. CURSE YOU, YOU EVIL AND DEGENERATE MOTHERHUBBERT GOD OF MAIMING MY PLAYERS AND TAXES WITHOUT REFUNDS!

http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1370108
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1724629