american central timezone CET-7


SKILL CATEGORIES

GENERAL

Block
Dauntless
Dirty Player
Fend
Frenzy
Kick
Kick-Off Return
Pass Block
Pro
Shadowing
Strip Ball
Sure Hands
Tackle
Wrestle

AGILITY

Leap
Side Step
Sneaky Git
Sprint
Sure Feet
Catch
Diving Catch
Diving Tackle
Dodge
Jump Up

PASSING

Accurate
Dump-Off
Hail Mary Pass
Leader
Nerves of Steel
Pass
Safe Throw

STRENGTH

Break Tackle
Grab
Guard
Juggernaut
Mighty Blow
Multiple Block
Piling On
Stand Firm
Strong Arm
Thick Skull

MUTATION
Big Hand
Claw / Claws
Disturbing Presence
Extra Arms
Foul Appearance
Horns
Prehensile Tail
Tentacles
Two Heads
Very Long Legs

EXTRAORDINARY
Always Hungry
Ball & Chain
Blood Lust
Bombardier
Bone-head
Chainsaw
Decay
Fan Favourite
Hypnotic Gaze
Loner
No Hands
Nurgle's Rot
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Stab
Stakes
Stunty
Take Root
Throw Team-Mate
Titchy
Wild Animal

disappeared player fix:

1. put 11 players on the field
2. save set up
3. reload the client
4. load set up

Memorable matches:

<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3275751">2010TV Underdog Victory!!! \o/</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3251183">300th win with lizards as a race</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3274410">1-0 Victory over Wreckage in a scheduled smack semifinal</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3274640">2-0 Victory in a scheduled smack final</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3260800">2-1 Victory in a scheduled smack final</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=matches&coach=39967&coach2=4465">6-0 all time record vs Kryten</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3202922">2-1 Victory in a scheduled smack final</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3195280">2-1 Victory in a scheduled smack final</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3153910">3-2 Victory in a scheduled smack final</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2988636">1-0 Victory in a scheduled smack final</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2936425">Victory by coin flip in a smack final</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2892964">2-1 Victory in a smack final (first legend scheduled smack won by zons)</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2372491">2-0 Victory in a smack final</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3143656">2-1 Victory in a Royal Rookie Rumble final vs Flix</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3020432">Coin flip victory in a GLT high TR qualifier</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3176153">2-1 Victory in a blackbox lightweight minor</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3009729">1-0 Victory over Cloggy</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3224577">1110TV Underdog Victory!!! \o/</a>
<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2969185">2-2 Coin flip loss vs Flix in a semifinal major qualifier</a>

the funniest conversation i've ever had on fumbbl:

[01:00am] lizvis: but ya know what spoon?
[01:01am] lizvis: getting women is better than strokin it to bear magazine
[01:01am] TheSpoonyBard: debatable
[01:01am] lizvis: don't lie, if you were drunk enough and you had to choose between jillian michales and bear magazine, you know you'd take jillian
[01:02am] lizvis: come on man, she's got cheek bones like a man
TheSpoonyBard: jillian michaels is a man in drag
[01:04am] lizvis: ummmmmmm
[01:04am] lizvis: that was part of my point
[01:04am] TheSpoonyBard: lawl
[01:05am] lizvis: so come one spoon........
[01:05am] lizvis: you're pretty drunk
[01:05am] lizvis: say a half a bottle of rum in ya
[01:05am] lizvis: and ya gotta choose
[01:06am] lizvis: jillian in a dark room or bear magazine
[01:06am] lizvis: which one is it?
TheSpoonyBard: do I have a blindfold
[01:07am] TheSpoonyBard: and possibly earplugs
[01:07am] lizvis: ok, a blindfold but no earplugs
[01:07am] TheSpoonyBard: :/
[01:07am] TheSpoonyBard: who's on the cover of bear magazine
lizvis: ummmmmmmm
[01:07am] lizvis: whoever is your favorite
lizvis: i'd probably bag jillian if i was lit
lizvis: and i think she's kinda scary
[01:08am] TheSpoonyBard: I'll stick with jack radcliffe <3
[01:09am] lizvis: alright
[01:09am] lizvis: dark room
[01:09am] lizvis: blindfold and earplugs
[01:09am] TheSpoonyBard: with earplugs, I guess jillian
[01:09am] lizvis: even if she made you use the V
[01:09am] lizvis: ?
[01:09am] TheSpoonyBard: :/
[01:09am] lizvis: lol
[01:09am] TheSpoonyBard: no
[01:09am] TheSpoonyBard: poop chute or no deal
[01:10am] lizvis: lol
[01:10am] lizvis: well
lizvis: jillian said she hopes you have a big bottle of hand lotion
[01:10am] lizvis: cause thats the last chance you'll ever get with her

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spiro: a polish joke : foxies family: fox wife to fox husband says: can you fix a tap because is runny, fox said, i am not a plumber. Next day fox is after work in the house: wife to him : Rabbit was today in our house, wanted some moneys that you loaned from him, but i have had moneys, Rabbit said, that i can give him my butt or sing some song for him. Fox: and what do you sung for him? Foxy: I am not a singerin

the most awesomest match report evers ( :( sorry spiro) : http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1810867

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the following dice commands work in any chat room where there is a bowlbot except #Fumbbl (otherwise known as main chat)

for any number of any sided dice where x = the number of dice you want and y = the number of sides you want on the dice, use <b>!d xdy</b>
for example, <b>!d 5d11</b> will give you the total result of 5 eleven sided dice being rolled (not five individual results, to get five individual results, you would need to roll a d11 five times using <b>!d 1d11</b>
to add a modifier onto the result simply put <b>+z</b> at the end of the command. for example, if you wanted z to equal five then you would use <b>!d 1d11+5</b> (this would give you the result of 1 eleven sided dice plus five. this command also works with multiple dice.)

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