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Last seen 3 years ago
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For those unfortunate enough to be scheduled against the cursed bastard prince, he can only schedule between the hours of (2:00 - 12:00) server time, with at least 24 hours notice beforehand.
NB. THIS DOES NOT MEAN I AM WAITING ONLINE BETWEEN 0200-1200 - THESE ARE SIMPLY THE HOURS I MAYBE ABLE TO ARRANGE TO PLAY.
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GIVEN NAME: Zargon aka. The Most Hated Coach on Three Legs aka. He Who is Thrice Cursed aka. He Who Doeth All Things Wrong aka. He Whose Eternity Shall Be Spent In Agonizing Torture
RACE: Mutant Ogre
PLACE OF BIRTH: Southern Wastes

Known to most as the mentally deficient bastard ogre prince of an outcast royal dynasty cursed by fate. The cursed bastard prince devotes much of his life to the finer learnings that ogre nobility has to offer, including the noble sport of blood bowl.

The Fwelcha royal house once contained a noble ogre bloodline from which many great and prosperous leaders arose. Over many hundreds of years however the line became fraught with disease and misfortune, bearing a new strain of alienated pygmy ogres. Being an embarrassment to ogrekind they were stripped of their wealth and societal standing. Now outlawed from their homelands and surrounding districts, many are killed in cruel ritualistic ceremonies thought to protect those that partake from the dreaded curse of the bastard Fwelcha affliction.

For years he has battled legal cases brought against him, which over time would defile his name and prevent him from competing in his beloved sport of choice. Those that know him claim that he's one of the few remaining pure coaches left in the major leagues, most everyone else would assume him to be well out of his tree.

A warning to the weary: the prevailing force of the bastard prince's Fwelchian curse is in fact so powerful that it's said to affect even those who he plays against if they're of impure mind and body.
Quick Stats
Location
New Zealand
Timezone
Pacific/Auckland (UTC+13:00)
Member since
May 30, 2004
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams70
Retired Teams9
Total Record431/183/392
Win Percentage52%
Team Averages
Number of Games12.7
TDs Scored Per Game1.2
TDs Allowed Per Game1.2
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2.2
Cas. Taken Per Game2.2
Won Tournaments