No one really cares about my philosophies on various aspects of Blood Bowl. Also, your opinions on fouling, stalling and cherry-picking make for boring reading. So sorry.
<b>Languages Spoken:</b> English and just enough French to get into a barfight.

Free people aren't required to participate in loyalty rituals.

Owner of a chain of delco pizzerias. Father of three rambunctious children - their unfailing ability to "need" something during a game often weighs heavily in my opponent's favor.

I became steward of the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2079">E.L.F. </a>after AFK_Eagle decided to retire from running it. It's my favorite league here on FUMBBL and I hope to be able to expand participation every season and turn it into one of the premier leagues online!

My 1st and only Legend to date: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2945270">Trithjill Ithgate</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coach&op=development&coach=22236">CR Graph</a>
<a href="http://nexusx.wanadooadsl.net/ayudas/Warhammer_World_Map.jpg">World Map</a><hr>
Sometimes an opponent's team strikes my fancy and I "gimp" up a logo for them. Logos I have forced upon others:
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=280014">Forum Suckers</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=290979">Death Destruction and Dave</a>
I made one for <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=344098">Abracadaver</a> but Lord only knows what Rondo did with it?
Also, the goblin on <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=359488">I'm with Stupid!</a> is some of my "work."
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=272934">Smack Addicts</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=568962">Holy Beans It's a Vampire!</a><hr>
<Prinz> i'm picking acetriad
<Meech3> LOOK OUT A GIANT F***ING TREE
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<Synn> gerrrrr
<Synn> KOs not been good for me
<blu> you know... I try not to complain though...
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[22:53] * pizzamogul looks upon the dead horse with pity...
[22:53] <Squire-3-Squares> ROFL
[22:53] <pizzamogul> please put down your clubs
[22:54] * King_passblock Mounts the Dead Horse
[22:54] * Squire-3-Squares goes into a frenzy
[22:54] * Squire-3-Squares mounts King_passblock
[22:54] <King_passblock> My trusty steed
[22:54] <Squire-3-Squares> giddy up!
[22:54] <Ameranth> what did i say, medieval porn...
[22:54] *** pizzamogul changed nick to delivery_boy
[22:54] <Squire-3-Squares> not cheap porn though
[22:54] <King_passblock> so hawt
[22:54] <Squire-3-Squares> we've got a king
[22:54] *** PassblockBlocker changed nick to SirSlappy
[22:54] <delivery_boy> who ordered the pizza?
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[16:48] <OldBugman> haha
[16:49] <OldBugman> pizzamogul:
[16:49] <OldBugman> your gallaery is homo
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[17:01] <rondo> ah wanted say to u a thing
[17:01] <rondo> is the first time ever
[17:01] <rondo> that i lose bashy team vs elf at high tr
[17:01] <pizzamogul|afk> :D
[17:01] <rondo> then i have to say grats to u :)
[17:01] <pizzamogul|afk> well, thank you
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[01:04] <Lineman311> hello?
[01:04] <Lineman311> why the hell is my name lineman311?
[01:04] <Lineman311> it's supossed to be lordchaos
[01:05] <pizzamogul> lordchaos was deemed "offensive"
[01:05] *** Oceanic1993 quit (Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- The future of IRC)
[01:05] <pizzamogul> it had to be changed
[01:05] <Lineman311> huh?
[01:05] <pizzamogul> :D
[01:05] <Lineman311> seriously though
[01:05] <rondo> try ./nick lordchaos :)
[01:05] <Lineman311> what the f is going on?
[01:06] *** AlStar quit (Quit )
[01:06] <Lineman311> ./nick lordchaos
[01:06] *** rondo changed nick to lordchaos
[01:06] <lordchaos> not so hard^^
[01:06] *** lordchaos changed nick to rondo
[01:06] <Lineman311> what?
[01:06] <rondo> without . man....
[01:06] <rondo> just /nick
[01:06] <rondo> and your name :D
[01:06] <Lineman311> it said I am called rondo
[01:07] <Lineman311> this is crazy
[01:07] <rondo> ahahaha
[01:07] <pizzamogul> :P
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[15:19] <;@pizzamogul> i have a rep?
[15:19] <;@pizzamogul> ???
[15:20] * pizzamogul wonders what it could be
[15:20] <;@mistermurphy> He meant "Rap", pizza.
[15:20] <;@pizzamogul> ahhh
[15:20] <;@mistermurphy> We all know you're actually Nas.
[15:20] <;@pizzamogul> i am very lyrical
[15:20] <;@mistermurphy> Your flow be so fresh
[15:20] <;@pizzamogul> word
[15:20] <;@mistermurphy> They call you MC Menses
[15:20] <;@pizzamogul> :P
[15:21] <;@Manbush> hehe
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[21:34] *** Meech changed topic to <pizzamogul> Marty SchotSYNNheimer
[21:35] <;@pizzamogul> hey!
[21:35] <Gus38_> hoo!
[21:35] <;@Meech> So good
[21:35] <;@Meech> I love it
[21:56] *** Synn (Synn@ool-435219a9.dyn.optonline.net) joined
[21:56] <Synn> .....
[21:56] <;@Meech> :)
[21:56] <Synn> pizza you c0ck
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<pizzamogul> remember
Move ended for Deputy Italieri
Select an action for Deputy Monnobosho
<pizzamogul> the more assists over there the better
Blitz selected.
Multiple Block selected.
Team re-roll used.

2 db Block re-rolled.
POW
Nezahualcoyotl is knocked over.
Atl is knocked over.
Player pushed to (15, 11)
CLAW used on armor roll.
RSC or FANG used on injury roll.
(6, 3) + 2, (6, 1) + 3, 6: Atl has been KILLED!!
Player pushed to (14, 12)
<pizzamogul> \o/
CLAW used on armor roll.
RSC or FANG used on injury roll.
(6, 6) + 2, (6, 2) + 2, 6: Nezahualcoyotl has been KILLED!!
<ruoste> :D
(1) Apothecary FAILS!
<pizzamogul> ahahaha
<ruoste> multikill!!!
Move ended for Deputy Monnobosho
[Game Saved]
Select an action for Deputy Farley
<pizzamogul> with the apo failure throw in for good measure
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[22:34] <;@EdgeDante> i gave up a tie earlier with my vamps because my f***ing mouse battery died
[22:34] <;@EdgeDante> so the time thing went off
[22:34] <;@Gus> ROFL
[22:34] <;@EdgeDante> before i could get all my thralls in position
[22:34] <;@Meech> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:34] <;@Meech> Serves you right
[22:34] <;@EdgeDante> SHUT UP MITCH
[22:34] <;@Gus> owned...
[22:34] <;@Meech> LMAO
[22:34] <;@EdgeDante> :(
[22:35] *** Ash quit (Ping timeout)
[22:35] <;@Meech> That would be one reason why the rule doesn't work
[22:35] *** pizzamogul changed topic to [22:34] <;@EdgeDante> i gave up a tie earlier with my vamps because my f***ing mouse battery died
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[20:06] <;@rondo|leg> schalburg raping me :D
[20:06] <;@Texan|legend> hehe
[20:06] <;@PolarFox> yes, you cant apply with those woodies
[20:07] <;@Schalburg|leg> tell em about Morg rondo!
[20:07] <;@pizzamogul> O.o
[20:07] <;@rondo|leg> hired morg
[20:07] <;@rondo|leg> it wasn't me
[20:07] <;@rondo|leg> morg
[20:07] <;@rondo|leg> :D
[20:08] <;@pizzamogul> hahaha
[20:08] <;@rondo|leg> well not so funny but i take it :D
[20:08] <;@pizzamogul> er, sry - i mean
[20:08] <;@pizzamogul> :(
[20:08] <;@rondo|leg> :D
[20:08] <;@pizzamogul> no, but seriously
[20:08] <;@pizzamogul> HAHAHA
[20:09] <;@Meech> that is the best
[20:09] *** Burnalot quit (Quit )
[20:09] <;@Meech> I have to tell my opponent
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[23:00] <;@Gus> flings got a game vs DE
[23:00] <;@TheSpoonyBard> poor dark elves...
[23:02] *** Meech quit (Ping timeout)
[23:02] <;@Gus> powerplay from the start!
[23:03] <;@Texan> 1 failed ofabs first 9 1/2 turns
[23:03] <;@TheSpoonyBard> go cry, emo kid
[23:03] <;@Texan> :o
[23:04] <;@Gus> <*****> you know hiring a star after challenging for a match is pretty low
[23:04] <;@Gus> <Gus> not at all...they are flings!
[23:04] <;@Gus> <*****> even with flings
[23:04] <;@Gus> <Gus> hardly
[23:05] <;@TheSpoonyBard> lawlz
[23:13] <;@Gus> He is running so I´m throwing flings at him!
[23:13] <;@Gus> quite funny
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[17:58] *** Nuwanda (~Nuwanda@65-101-110-134.spkn.qwest.net) left ()
[18:00] <;@pizzamogul> bye Nuwanda!
[18:00] <;@TheSpoonyBard> BACH'HA
[18:01] * pizzamogul gives Spoony the Heimlich maneuver
[18:03] <;@TheSpoonyBard> yidoqhqo'
[18:04] <;@pizzamogul> uh oh
[18:04] * pizzamogul prepares the enema
[18:05] <;@PolarFox> O_o
[18:06] <;@TheSpoonyBard> heqhlu'meh qaq jajvam!
[18:07] <;@PolarFox> Doctor! We are loosing him!
[18:07] <;@pizzamogul> hmmm
[18:07] * pizzamogul gets the saw and chisel out of his toolbox
[18:08] <;@TheSpoonyBard> jiyajbe'
[18:09] * @PolarFox pulls down spoony's pants
[18:10] * pizzamogul removes Spoony's head and places it in a fishbowl
[18:10] <;@PolarFox> oooh, that end
[18:10] <;@pizzamogul> i guess Fox already has plans for the body
[18:10] <;@PolarFox> =)
[18:10] <;@PolarFox> no fair. you got the best part
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[21:38] *** Now talking to *****
[21:38] <*****> hi
[21:38] <*****> wanna play?
[21:38] <pizzamogul> ?
[21:39] <*****> my liz vs your undead
[21:40] <pizzamogul> just a sec, i'll go type in you coachname into the search and look for the team
[21:40] <*****> wait i will give you the page
[21:40] <*****> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=282799
[21:41] <pizzamogul> wait, you're challenging my undead?
[21:41] <*****> it's the only team i've seen
[21:42] <pizzamogul> my 180/192 ones?
[21:42] <*****> i was thinking
[21:42] <pizzamogul> with your 277/231
[21:42] <*****> if this match is not agreable
[21:42] <pizzamogul> neither team is on gamefinder
[21:42] <*****> what about your flings vs my ogre?
[21:42] <*****> (ranked)
[21:42] <*****> you have an higher TR
[21:42] <*****> i have only 1 reroll
[21:43] <*****> and not any tackle
[21:43] <pizzamogul> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=lfg
[21:43] <pizzamogul> that's a link to the gamefinder page
[21:43] <pizzamogul> people use that to display which teams they have that are looking for matches
[21:43] <*****> ok
[21:43] <*****> so do you want to play only with undead?
[21:43] <pizzamogul> usually, ones not on there aren't open for challenges
[21:44] <*****> ok, so what about my rotters?
[21:44] <pizzamogul> no, i'll have to pass on the 39TS difference challenge
[21:45] <*****> uhm
[21:45] <*****> ok, cya and gl
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[23:11] <;@Angie> want to try KingSnakeeyes?
[23:12] <KingSnakeeyes> sure
[23:12] <TheSpoonyBard> type /part ro
[23:12] * Mr_Foulscumm fouls KingSnakeeyes
[23:12] * Apojar waves, then fouls Ro for good measure.
[23:12] *** Apojar quit (Quit )
[23:12] <Ro> ohh i sense me going by bye
[23:12] *** KingSnakeeyes (~KingSnake@ip68-100-17-231.dc.dc.cox.net) left (Ro)
[23:12] <;@Angie> I wonder if I can remember how to do that...
[23:12] <TheSpoonyBard> pwned
[23:12] <TheSpoonyBard> =D
[23:12] <Ro> \o/
[23:12] <pizzamogul> LOL
[23:12] * Ro high fives spoony
[23:12] * TheSpoonyBard bows
[23:12] *** KingSnakeeyes (~KingSnake@ip68-100-17-231.dc.dc.cox.net) joined
[23:12] <;@Angie> hahahahaha
[23:12] *** martykincaid (~marty.kin@c-71-205-192-219.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) joined
[23:12] <;@Angie> You live and learn....
[23:12] *** Gomez35 (~chatzilla@c-24-9-82-138.hsd1.co.comcast.net) joined
[23:12] <KingSnakeeyes> that went backwards Angie
[23:13] <pizzamogul> :P
[23:13] <TheSpoonyBard> yeah, you learn to never listen to me
[23:13] <KingSnakeeyes> I think you set me up
[23:13] <;@Angie> I didn't tell you to do that :)
[23:13] * TheSpoonyBard raises his hand
[23:13] <KingSnakeeyes> it was Spoony
[23:13] *** Angie sets channel #Fumbbl mode +o KingSnakeeyes
[23:13] <;@Angie> now you try :)
[23:13] *** KingSnakeeyes (~KingSnake@ip68-100-17-231.dc.dc.cox.net) left (TheSpoonyBard)
[23:14] <TheSpoonyBard> LOL
[23:14] <;@Angie> lmfao
[23:14] *** KingSnakeeyes (~KingSnake@ip68-100-17-231.dc.dc.cox.net) joined
[23:14] <;@Angie> classic
[23:14] <Ro> O_O
[23:14] <pizzamogul> this is bio material
[23:14] <TheSpoonyBard> yes it is
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[19:01] *** you were kicked from #fumbblsmack by Angie (no rule about sitting in a channel even if you are afk)
[19:01] *** Attempting to re-join
[19:01] *** now talking in #fumbblsmack
[19:02] <pizzamogul> :)
[19:02] <;@Angie> :D
[19:02] <pizzamogul> i thinks that's the first time you've ever kicked me
[19:02] <;@Angie> really?
[19:02] * pizzamogul wipes away a tear
[19:02] <pizzamogul> You really do care!
[19:02] <;@Angie> Oh I do
[19:02] * pizzamogul huggles Angie
[19:02] * @Angie huggles pizzamogul
[19:02] <pizzamogul> ahhh, i'm whole again
[19:03] * PurpleChest wipes away a tear
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[00:15] *** Now talking to Texan
[00:15] <Texan> y0
[00:15] <Texan> how do I get the score updates to show in my team bio?
[00:15] <Texan> <----ELF n00b
[00:15] <pizzamogul> what do you mean?
[00:16] <pizzamogul> :P
[00:16] <Texan> that little chart that I put in my team bio from your thread
[00:16] <pizzamogul> ahh
[00:16] <Texan> I notice plorg's team has it's score updated, but mine does not
[00:16] <pizzamogul> you have to edit the html
[00:16] <pizzamogul> it's a manual thing
[00:16] <pizzamogul> :D
[00:16] <Texan> gah
[00:16] <pizzamogul> lol
[00:17] * Texan gets out his calculator
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[12:19] *** Now talking to mistermurphy
[12:19] <mistermurphy> ELF question!
[12:19] <pizzamogul> yes!
[12:20] <pizzamogul> fire away
[12:20] <mistermurphy> I had to have the name of my new Pro Elf team changed, because unfortunately <3 at the start of it broke the client
[12:20] <pizzamogul> LOL
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[23:25] <;@Gus> my opponent just gave "Buzzing" to his human catcher.... is that good?
[23:25] <;@TheSpoonyBard> LOL
[23:25] <;@TheSpoonyBard> awesome
[23:26] <;@TheSpoonyBard> wait...
[23:26] <;@TheSpoonyBard> gus...
[23:26] <;@TheSpoonyBard> 198/189 vs 150/143
[23:26] <;@TheSpoonyBard> let's do a little basic math here
[23:27] <;@Gus> lol
[23:27] <;@Ro> lol
[23:27] <;@Ro> thats funny
[23:27] <;@TheSpoonyBard> aside from being a crappy cherrypicker you also = n00b
[23:27] <;@Ro> 48/46 diff LOL
[23:29] <;@Gus> well HE apologized to me for it... so it have to be his fault...
[23:29] <;@TheSpoonyBard> ...okay then
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[14:50] <;@Mezir> [20:46] <Bagration> hi
[14:50] <;@Mezir> [20:47] <Bagration> are you playing?
[14:50] <;@Mezir> [20:48] <Mezir> not right now, no, and I assume that's a lead-in to a game offer which I now cannot deflect by saying "sorry, got a game"
[14:50] <;@Mezir> [20:49] <Mezir> cunning, my friend, yet fatally flawed, for the "no thx" option still exists!
[14:50] <;@Mezir> [20:49] <Mezir> what's your offer? :)
[14:50] <;@Mezir> [20:49] <Bagration> sorry
[14:50] <;@Mezir> [20:49] <Bagration> got a game
[14:50] <;@Mezir> [20:49] <Mezir> lol
[14:50] <;@TheSpoonyBard> LOL
[14:50] <;@TheSpoonyBard> awesome
[14:51] <;@Dreadclaw> *priceless
[14:51] <;@pizzamogul> hahaaha
[14:51] <;@peke> Hahaha
[14:51] <;@Rijssiej> rofl
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<pizzamogul> such is the plan!
<pizzamogul> however
<pizzamogul> i don't think i can spot you
<pizzamogul> even only with 7
<pizzamogul> :D
<GrinningD> hah, we'll see
<GrinningD> I'm expecting you to just bludgeon through and maim all my players
<pizzamogul> yes
<pizzamogul> i expect this kickoff to be "get the ref"
<pizzamogul> :D
*** Setup end ***

Bonfire of the Vanities
Select a destination square for kick.
Press [CTRL][ENTER] when finished.
Or click the turn counter.

Ball placed at (21, 7)
Kickoff Roll (2+1) = Get the Ref!
Bonfire of the Vanities: 6 + 10Fan Factor
S.C.U.Murai Pizza Cats: 3 + 9Fan Factor
Bonfire of the Vanities fans get the ref.

Kick result. Direction: 7 Distance: 2
Ball placed at (21, 7)
Scatter roll: 5
Ball moved to ( 20, 10 )
[Game Saved]

Ball in play.
Waiting for S.C.U.Murai Pizza Cats to finish TURN: 1
<pizzamogul> LOL
<GrinningD> rofl!
<GrinningD> there you go then ;)
Select an action for Guru Lou
<pizzamogul> that's going into my bio
<GrinningD> /signed
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<CiTaNiC12> how did the high elf team get a bombadier?
<Dendiir10> glt?
<pizzamogul2> downloaded a hack
<CiTaNiC12> its hacked?
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[11:59] <pizzamogul> what kind of work are you doing there?
[11:59] <Rijssiej> i am functional application manager
[12:00] <pizzamogul> wow...
[12:00] <Rijssiej> for a couple of systems used at the sorting centres
[12:00] <pizzamogul> that sound like one of the titles on my Admin Incomp team
[12:00] <pizzamogul> :)
[12:00] <pizzamogul> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=348879
[12:00] <pizzamogul> i think my next ogre will be that
[12:00] <Rijssiej> lol
[12:00] <pizzamogul> Functional Application Manager
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[23:26] <;@pizzamogul> oh for... now my opponent was online again 18 minutes ago
[23:26] <;@pizzamogul> :/
[23:27] <;@Ro> hes dodging you pizza
[23:27] <;@Ro> lol
[23:27] <;@pizzamogul> :(
[23:28] <;@pizzamogul> it's my CR isn't it.... ISN'T IT?!?!
[23:28] * pizzamogul rubs some salve on his bloated shame
[23:29] <;@mistermurphy> Uhhh... pizza.
[23:29] <;@mistermurphy> Don't do that.
[23:30] <;@pizzamogul> don't you like the way it... glistens???
[23:31] <;@mistermurphy> No.
[23:31] * @Ro looks away
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[21:30] <Gus> Pizza!
[21:30] <Gus> Start fouling!
[21:33] <;@pizzamogul|slimy> what?
[21:37] *** pizzamogul|slimy changed nick to pizzamogul
[21:39] <;@pizzamogul> grrr, again with the win, 2 tds, 2cas.. no ff increase
[21:40] <;@TheSpoonyBard> FALE
[21:40] <Gus> Yes, you only fouled ONCE during that game, will lower your average! Which you really need to raise... 1.37....cmon!
[21:42] <;@TheSpoonyBard> 1.37?
[21:42] <;@TheSpoonyBard> omg
[21:42] <Gus> yup
[21:42] <Gus> disgraceful!
[21:42] <;@pizzamogul> :/
[21:43] <;@pizzamogul> yeah
[21:43] <Gus> Spoony..... you REALLY should shut up, mr 1.81....
[21:43] <;@pizzamogul> 1.81!!!
[21:43] <Gus> weak!
[21:43] <;@pizzamogul> jeesh.. TheSpoonyHicks
[21:44] <;@TheSpoonyBard> pfft
[21:44] <;@TheSpoonyBard> still plenty higher than pizzas
[21:44] <;@TheSpoonyBard> and I'm playing dorfs, so expect a few more fouls than that
[21:44] <;@pizzamogul> yes, but I am a surgeon... you are a clubber
[21:44] <;@TheSpoonyBard> lulz
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[21:13] <;@pizzamogul> how old are you?
[21:13] <;@Trog> 39
[21:13] <;@pizzamogul> you can't be older than captain procreation
[21:13] <;@pizzamogul> Ro... how old are you?
[21:14] <;@Ro> gonna be 38
[21:14] <;@Trog> \o/
[21:14] <;@Ro> lol
[21:14] <;@pizzamogul> oh that's right
[21:14] <;@pizzamogul> i'm a few months older than you
[21:14] <Gus> Ro./me feels young agian
[21:15] <;@pizzamogul> Gas... what?
[21:15] <Gus> don´t ask...
[21:15] * Gus feels young again
[21:15] <Gus> there!
[21:15] <;@Spahoony|afk> don't worry gus
[21:15] <;@Spahoony|afk> you're still an old geezer
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[21:16] <Gus> Kids should be quiet when adults speak!
[21:16] <;@TheSpoonyBard> :(
[21:16] * pizzamogul puts Spoony in "time out"
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[22:22] <Gus> Being cherrypicked by Emph atm
[22:22] <;@TheSpoonyBard> pfft
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[22:38] <;@Ro> WTF GUS I m actually on the field??
[22:38] <;@Ro> you trying to get me killed?
[22:55] <Gus> Well... 2 sendoffs and Trog and Pizza injured
[22:56] <;@Ro> NO EXCUSE
[22:56] <;@Ro> its not in my contract to actually play
[22:56] <Gus> but you got a spp!
[22:56] <;@Ro> i expect extra for it
[22:56] <;@Ro> lol
[22:57] <Gus> you got a good position now... close to the line so you can talk to the fans!
[22:57] <;@Ro> oh then i ll just take the mvp too so i can roll a dbl skill
[22:59] <;@Ro> no its not in my contract to deal with fans either
[22:59] <Gus> But I got your family tickets
[22:59] <Gus> drained the teams budget....
[23:00] <;@TheSpoonyBard> that's impossible
[23:01] <;@TheSpoonyBard> the gate is only 98000, it can't be ro's entire family
[23:01] <;@pizza|afk> lol
[23:01] <;@Ro> lawlz
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[21:36] <;@Trog> good kill pizza
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[21:37] <;@TheSpoonyBard> he came in just to say that?
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[21:42] <Gus> well...obviously he did!
[21:42] <;@TheSpoonyBard> yarr
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[23:59] <;@shadow46x2> who uses laser mice?
[23:59] <;@shadow46x2> more specifically a wireless laser mouse?
[23:59] <;@pizzamogul> i do
[23:59] <;@shadow46x2> got a really weird question for you
[23:59] <;@pizzamogul> shoot
[00:00] <;@shadow46x2> how come...the right hand side of my mousepad works just fine...but the left hand won't register the mouse movements...*EVEN* if i flip the mousepad around?
[00:00] <;@shadow46x2> regardless of orientation...the left side of the pad won't work
[00:01] <;@pizzamogul> O.o
[00:01] <;@pizzamogul> color of the mousepad vary?
[00:01] <;@pizzamogul> oh
[00:01] <;@shadow46x2> nope
[00:01] <;@pizzamogul> wait
[00:01] <;@shadow46x2> metallic jet black mousepad
[00:01] <;@pizzamogul> even if you move it
[00:01] <;@pizzamogul> maybe the proximity to the hub matters
[00:01] <;@shadow46x2> even if i turn it around
[00:01] <;@pizzamogul> distance fromt he mouse to the wireless connection
[00:02] <;@shadow46x2> the odd part is...that worked
[00:02] <;@pizzamogul> \o/
[00:02] <;@shadow46x2> even though the hub was about 8 inches away
[00:02] <;@pizzamogul> <---- f***ing genius
[00:02] <;@shadow46x2> *boggle*
[00:02] <;@shadow46x2> i'm confoozled :(
[00:02] <;@pizzamogul> i should have been a surgeon
[00:02] <;@pizzamogul> such a waste
[00:03] <;@shadow46x2> lol
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[17:49] <;@BowlBot> *** Getting Synn Impregnated 0 vs 4 Impregnating Synn ***
[17:49] <Ro> ken this....
[17:49] <SynnAFK> ....
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[22:16] <;@EdgeDante> Murphy got hit by a car
[22:16] <;@TheSpoonyBard> ...what?
[22:16] <;@TheSpoonyBard> seriously?
[22:16] <;@pizzamogul|scaly> O.o
[22:16] <;@Synn> O_o
[22:16] <;@Ro> O_O
[22:16] <;@EdgeDante> yeah he just got out of the hospital.
[22:17] <;@TheSpoonyBard> is he okay?
[22:17] <;@EdgeDante> bruised ribs. miss next game.
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[17:54] <;@Kill-kill> who lost?
[17:54] <;@pizzamogul> moi
[17:55] <;@Melmoth> pizza...dont talk french....it just gets you into a barfight
[17:55] <;@pizzamogul> oh, Mon Dieu
[17:55] <;@pizzamogul> c'est vrai
[17:56] * @Melmoth hits Pizza with a chair
[17:56] <;@pizzamogul> \o/
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[20:00] <;@pizzamogul> hmm, all my favorite teams are tied up in tourneys now
[20:00] <;@pizzamogul> guess it's time for some lizzie action
[20:01] <;@morehouse> yeah, play my dorfs
[20:01] <;@pizzamogul> :/
[20:01] <;@pizzamogul> you have dorfs?
[20:01] <;@morehouse> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=410864
[20:01] <;@morehouse> they are weak
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[20:02] <;@morehouse> only 1 tackle/mb
[20:02] <;@morehouse> ;)
[20:02] * pizzamogul sighs
[20:02] <;@pizzamogul> heh
[20:03] <;@pizzamogul> i've never played dwarves with this lizzie team
[20:03] <;@pizzamogul> ah well
[20:03] <;@pizzamogul> proxy: pizzaman
[20:03] <;@morehouse> \o/
[20:03] <;@morehouse> one minute, i gotta take the dog out
[20:03] <;@pizzamogul> :/
[20:05] <;@pizzamogul> http://www.cracked.com/video_16307_apparently-real-moms-arent-like-ones-on-milfhuntercom.html
[20:05] <;@pizzamogul> ... awful
[20:05] <;@Meech> Picked HEADS. Coin flip is: TAILS!
[20:05] <;@Meech> Spreading Ro's Seed win the toss.
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[20:09] <;@Gus> you....
[20:10] <TheSpoonyBard> word up, c**kmonkeys
[20:10] <;@Meech> \o/
[20:10] * pizza|scaly gives Meech some Funions
[20:12] <;@pizza|scaly> apparently, morehouse meant he was taking the dog out... to dinner
[20:12] <;@pizza|scaly> for a movie?
[20:15] <;@Meech> mmmm
[20:15] <;@Meech> dunions
[20:21] <;@pizza|scaly> wth... did his dog run away???
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[20:25] <;@Meech> lol
[20:25] <;@Meech> By dog he meant "his bag of weed"
[20:25] <;@pizzamogul> and by walk he meant "get arrested with"
[20:25] <;@Meech> \o/
[20:26] <;@pizzamogul> f'n stoner... he's prolly sitting on the couch watching Law & Order... totally spacing that he was going to play fumbbl
[20:27] <;@pizzamogul> "Dude, I've totally seen this one before... but I can't remember how it ends."
[20:27] <;@morehouse> haha oh s**t dude my sister just stopped by unexpectadly
[20:27] <;@morehouse> im going to have to pass on the game
[20:27] <;@pizzamogul> lol
[20:27] <;@morehouse> my bad bro
[20:27] * pizzamogul takes morehouse's bag and flushes it
[20:28] <TheSpoonyBard> dude, just smack the b***h
[20:28] <TheSpoonyBard> problem solved
[20:28] <;@morehouse> hehe hell no she brought me an entire lasagna
[20:28] <TheSpoonyBard> so smack her and take it
[20:28] <;@Gus> "sister" that´s what you call your dealer+
[20:28] <;@morehouse> shes the guest of honor up in here
[20:29] <;@Gus> ??????????
[20:29] <;@Gus> I hate this keyboard!
[20:29] <;@pizzamogul> which his stoned ass will now eat in its entirety
[20:29] <;@morehouse> \o/
[20:29] <;@morehouse> yes, be back later full of cheesy goodness
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[20:29] <;@pizzamogul> he REALLY did forget he challenged me
[20:29] <;@pizzamogul> what a wasteoid
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[02:08] <;@morehouse> g** damn it
[02:08] <;@morehouse> my dog always hides my weed when im gone
[02:08] <;@TheEliteBard> O_o
[02:08] <;@TheEliteBard> your...
[02:08] <;@TheEliteBard> dog
[02:08] <;@TheEliteBard> hides your weed?
[02:09] <;@morehouse> indeed
[02:09] <;@Meech> Even the dog knows he has a problem
[02:09] <;@morehouse> well i dont think he knows hes hiding it
[02:09] <;@morehouse> lol or maybe hes trying to tell me something
[02:09] <;@morehouse> but he will grab the sack off the counter and drop it somewhere
[02:09] <;@Meech> Hmmm
[02:09] <;@TheEliteBard> thralls, meechums
[02:09] <;@TheEliteBard> lots of thralls
[02:09] <;@Ro> well maybe hes trying to figure out how to roll it for himself
[02:09] <;@Ro> ever think of that moar
[02:10] <;@Meech> Jeff Foxworthy Presents: You might be an addict when your dog hides your weed.
[02:10] <;@Ro> gotta be damn tough with out thumbs
[02:10] <;@morehouse> s**t i wish he would, get out of my hair a bit
[02:10] <;@morehouse> haha indeed
[02:10] <;@morehouse> yeah well i found it
[02:10] <;@morehouse> \o/
[02:10] <;@Meech> You know you are in deep s**t if he and the goldfish sit you down for an intervention... and they make sense
[02:10] <;@morehouse> hehe
[02:11] <;@Synn> .....
[02:11] <;@Synn> L
[02:11] <;@Ro> ok anyone else just get the picture of cheech and chong smoking the weed that the dog s**t out?
[02:11] <;@Synn> U
[02:11] <;@Synn> L
[02:11] <;@Synn> Z
[02:11] <;@Ro> cuz i just did
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[13:33] <;@Synn> interesting day
[13:33] <;@Synn> i am here!
[13:33] <;@Synn> f*** all yall
[13:33] <;@pizza|boneheaded> fired?
[13:33] <;@Synn> :/
[13:33] <;@Synn> f***er
[13:33] <;@Synn> no
[13:33] <;@pizza|boneheaded> lol
[13:33] <;@Synn> last night
[13:33] <;@Synn> an errant pizza crust knocked out a tooth
[13:34] <;@Synn> :/
[13:34] <;@Synn> yes
[13:34] <;@Synn> a pizza crust
[13:34] <;@pizza|boneheaded> hahahahahaha
[13:34] <;@Synn> you f***er
[13:34] <;@pizza|boneheaded> hold on
[13:34] <;@pizza|boneheaded> let me catch my breath
[13:34] <;@Synn> so i had to run to a dentist to get this problem resolved seeing as next week... i am in houston for a presentation
[13:34] *** you were kicked from #*** by Synn (take all the time you need)
[13:34] *** Attempting to re-join
[13:35] <;@Synn> c0ck
[13:35] <;@Synn> so i just ran to the dentist
[13:35] <;@Synn> wil be ready for pickup tomorrow afternoon
[13:35] <;@Synn> so now i look like a PROPER texan
[13:36] * pizza|boneheaded cackles
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[16:26] <paulIG> DAMN>> T KO BAN FOR THE TROLL
[16:26] <paulIG> GONNA BE TOUGH GOING NOW
[16:27] <paulIG> WIERD
[16:27] <;@Nyberg> :D
[16:27] <paulIG> CAPS LOCK IS OFF
[16:27] <paulIG> now its on
[16:27] <paulIG> lol
[16:27] <;@Nyberg> ahaha
[16:27] <paulIG> my keyboards f***in retarded
[16:27] <;@Nyberg> paul iZ teh one
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[16:57] <paulIG> that ff thread is just plain dull
[16:59] <paulIG> noobs these days just have no idea how to do an interesting "i know better than you cuz ive played 8 1/2 against my little sister" type post. really its something fumbbl academy should be teaching them
[17:00] <paulIG> noobs have a responsibility to entertan us by being stupid in the forums
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[20:57] <Emphasy> what ya got ?
[20:57] <Mattybee> 108/96 lizzies and 100/95 norse
[20:57] <Emphasy> giveth norse!
[20:57] <Kryten> I'm looking at khemri for sure
[20:57] <On1> gief norse
[20:58] <Kryten> I've got 11 wood elf linos :P
[20:58] <Haunted> any bad coaches with extremely weakened team rosters want to queue up with me at exactly the same time?
[20:58] <Haunted> :P
[20:58] <Emphasy> ogres here
[20:58] <PorkusMaximus> got 11 man rotter team activated
[20:58] <Emphasy> raawar
[20:58] <On1> all your rotters are belong to me
[20:58] <Haunted> lol
[20:58] <Plorg> it's like waiting for the buffet to open
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[19:26] <SillySod> \o/
[19:26] <SillySod> 143TS flings :D
[19:26] <Enar> ooh
[19:26] <Enar> ouchies
[19:26] <Enar> :)
[19:26] <BowlBot> Processing round.
[19:26] <BowlBot> Found 11 coaches.
[19:26] <Vesto> !
[19:26] <BowlBot> - Grandnico vs fenric (Goblin 115/81 vs 119/81 Goblin) @923
[19:26] <BowlBot> - HolyG vs bigkahunna (Dwarf 159/172 vs 211/188 Chaos Dwarf) @940
[19:26] <BowlBot> - Vesto vs AbeVigoda (Halfling 130/90 vs 100/74 Halfling) @964
[19:26] <BowlBot> - Tuga vs Enar (Chaos Dwarf 100/100 vs 100/99 Skaven) @944
[19:26] <BowlBot> - SillySod vs chumpmonkey (Halfling 148/143 vs 151/155 Dwarf) @969
[19:26] <BowlBot> Scheduled 5 matches
[19:26] <BowlBot> Not scheduled: t0xic
[19:26] <;@Christer> Hahhahaha!
[19:26] <;@Christer> Eat that sillysod.
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[21:54] <;@paulhicks> happy new year an all taht s**t :)
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[21:59] <;@Ro> heya paulie
[22:00] <;@Ro> happy new year
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[22:01] *** pau changed nick to paIG
[22:01] <DustBunny> wooot
[22:01] <DustBunny> i get to play paul with my ogres whove never won
[22:01] *** paIG changed nick to paulIG
[22:08] <;@paulIG> so if we sll have a good ne yesar
[22:08] <;@paulIG> ?
[22:20] <DustBunny> everyone come look pauls being lucky
[22:20] <;@Lodnar> what would you give taht guy with normal roll?
[22:20] <;@Lodnar> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6242287
[22:35] <;@Lodnar> paulIG I'm desapointed you didn't foul
[22:36] <;@paulIG> i did
[22:36] <;@Lodnar> last turn? :)
[22:36] <;@paulIG> both my guys got sent off their first foulsa
[22:36] <;@paulIG> did i have a half decent foul?
[22:36] <;@paulIG> i can barly dee the screen
[22:37] <;@Lodnar> it's ok I was just kidding around
[22:37] <;@Lodnar> bbut I'm use to you fouling alot.. with teh gobbo you ccould of made some damage :)
[22:37] <;@paulIG> did i actuaju have s foul?
[22:42] <;@Lodnar> the blitzer you just put down :)
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[20:31] <Synn> btw
[20:31] <Synn> shadow
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[20:31] <Synn> for you...
[20:31] <Synn> http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Creme-Brulee-French-Toast/Detail.aspx
[20:31] <lizvis> still, i wouldn't mind seeing cincy win, the texans would make it in and get creamed
[20:31] <lizvis> that would be amusing
[20:31] <Synn> this recipe....
[20:31] <Synn> gets you oral
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[20:31] <Synn> no joke
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[20:31] <pizzamogul> O.o
[20:31] <Synn> it is good
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[20:32] <pizzamogul> Shadow, Synn wants you to make him toast
[20:32] <Synn> err...
[20:32] <Synn> wait
[20:32] <Synn> umm
[20:32] <Synn> thats not what i meant
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[19:38] <;@TheSpoonyBard> I didn't think it was possible for ogres to cherrypick zons
[19:39] <;@TheSpoonyBard> congrats on proving me wrong
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[19:24] <Astarael> pizza dude!
[19:24] <Astarael> I won a game with my Ogres!
[19:28] <pizzamogul> grats, Astarael
[19:29] <Astarael> I still live in awe of your record :P
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[20:39] *** Now talking to studman
[20:39] <studman> gameeeeeeeee me
[20:39] <studman> we both have high tr low ts!
[20:39] <studman> lets do this
[20:42] <pizzamogul> heya, just a sec
[20:42] <pizzamogul> your wood elves?
[20:42] <studman> yea sorta you host
[20:43] <pizzamogul> proxy: pizzaman
[20:43] <pizzamogul> on sweden2
[20:43] <studman> its like we with horns is that ok!~!?!
[20:44] <studman> also they start at agi 3
[20:44] <studman> :(
[20:44] <studman> do you wanna play still?!!?
[20:44] <pizza|boneheaded> what?
[20:45] <pizza|boneheaded> what team are you wanting to play?
[20:45] <studman> my CHAOS DUNK X-TREEMEMEM
[20:45] <pizza|boneheaded> i thought you wanted to play your wood elves on gamefinder
[20:45] <studman> no no
[20:46] <pizza|boneheaded> you know, high tr/low ts
[20:46] <studman> same with my CHAOS DUNK!
[20:46] <pizza|boneheaded> 148/149?
[20:46] <studman> yea
[20:46] <pizza|boneheaded> that's high TR and low TS?
[20:46] <studman> yea
[20:47] <studman> subjectively speaking
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[17:00] <;@Manbush> pretty sure LRB 4 division won't survive long
[17:00] <;@Gus> Wow.... what tipped you off!?
[17:01] <;@Manbush> I is sykik
[17:01] <;@Gus> No, psychotic is something different!
[17:01] <;@Gus> Oh Bushy?
[17:01] <;@Manbush> I am that too
[17:01] <;@pizzamogul> that's why I'm so sad about my Ogres
[17:01] <;@Gus> Oh Bushy?
[17:01] <;@pizzamogul> I know they'll likely never get played again
[17:02] <;@Gus> You LRB4:d them?
[17:02] <;@pizzamogul> i will
[17:02] <;@pizzamogul> when I get up the courage to click the button
[17:02] <;@Gus> Why not FFB them?
[17:02] <;@pizzamogul> i can't do that to them
[17:02] <;@Gus> Oh, true...
[17:03] * @Gus is sad too
[17:03] <;@pizzamogul> i'm not kidding
[17:03] <;@pizzamogul> this makes me sad
[17:04] <;@Manbush> yes that is sad pizza :(
[17:04] <;@Gus> I know.
[17:04] <;@Gus> But that´s LRBcrap for you...
[17:04] <;@Manbush> well with revolution ther is always bloodshed
[17:05] <;@Gus> You are going to eat someone?
[17:05] <;@pizzamogul> yeah, it's like going from a totalitarian state to some pussified Democracy
[17:05] <;@pizzamogul> :/
[17:06] <;@pizzamogul> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=348879
[17:06] <;@pizzamogul> the deed is done
[17:06] *** pizzamogul changed nick to pizza|afk
[17:07] * @Gus hugs Pizza
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[14:16] <PeteW> thinking about juggs on my block witch elf
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[19:49] <Masterplan32> christer do you have an android phone
[19:49] <@Christer> Good god, no.
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morehouse - Today at 10:44 PM
lol not to laugh at your misfortune Rb but...
<pizzamogul> WO accepting applications from Ranked, Box and BB7 teams it appears
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Meaningless Statistics (updated 11/22/06):
<hr>Longest win streak: 10 games
Longest streak w/o a loss: 14 games
Largest margin of victory: 5-0 (twice)
Longest losing streak: 4 games (thrice)
Longest winless streak: 11 games
Worst loss: 0-5
Most Casualties Inflicted: 8
Most Casualties Suffered: 9 (twice)
Shutouts: 128
Longest Streak of Shutouts: 4 (thrice)
Shutout: 73 times
Longest Shutout Streak: 4
Longest Stretch w/o being Shutout: 42 games (27/7/8 record)
Highest CR: 173.74 before rulechange/185.85 before 2nd rulechange/179.68 after 2nd rulechange.
Highest Coach Standing: 6th on July 31th, 2007 before 2nd rulechange/19th on Feb 2nd, 2008 after 2nd rulechange.

Record 1st 100 matches: 40/12/48
Record 2nd 100 matches: 52/19/29
Record 3rd 100 matches: 42/25/33
Record 4th 100 matches: 49/18/33
Record 5th 100 matches: 45/24/31
Record 6th 100 matches: 50/20/30
Record 7th 100 matches 46/15/39
Record 8th 100 matches 40/19/41<hr>Smack Brackets:

New: A brand new team with no games played.
Rookie: TR 0-100
Experienced: TR 101-125
Veteran: TR 126-150
Pro: TR 151-175
Elite: TR 176-200
Legend: TR 201+
All: Any [R] team TR 0+
<hr>
"I think that to stop an offense, you must go to the heart of that offense. If it is a particular move, a screen, the break, an outstanding scorer, whatever it is that they like to do and rely on, you have to work in your plans on taking that completely or as much as possible away from them."
-- <i>Bob Knight</i>
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Teams in the works:

Public Displays of Affection
<a href="http://www.lookalikes-susanscott.co.uk/hollywood.html">Almost Famous</a> - celebrity lookalikes.
Shoplifting Incident - a "Winona Ryder Roles" team tribute to Manbush's Clint Eastwood Roles.
No Justice in this Game - a tribute to Texan in some odd way...
Culling with Kindness.
Soul Cysters.
How Close is Too Close?
Sink the Bismarck
Chaos in Precision with a Smile
Another Spaghetti Western
Yanni vs. Zamfir
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Epitaph on a tyrant

Perfection, of a kind, was what he was after
And the poetry he invented was easy to understand;
He knew human folly like the back of his hand,
And was greatly interested in armies and fleets;
When he laughed, respectable senators burst with laughter,
And when he cried the little children died in the streets.

-- W. H. Auden
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Notes to Self:
Hey, your opponent won't score when you're holding the ball and being pushed into their endzone. That only happens when they're holding the ball, dumbass.
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