Press conference due to the retirement of the Lizardmen team "Glory or Handbag".

Q: "Alpman, yesterday saw the retirement of your team "Glory or Handbag" and the rise of a new Lizardmen team called "Clan of Zilla". Can you please explain us the circumstances?"
A: "Sure! I was frustrated and annoyed from the course of my last matches and I thought I must send a signal to my other teams which didn't perform well, too. Furthermore the team had to many injured players and no money to replace them."
Q: "So you're not annoyed buy Lizardmen teams in general?"
A: "No! That's why I took the opportunity to coach the promising "Clan of Zilla"! I hope that I can develop the Saurus a little better than with the other team."
Q: "If one reason is to develop Saurus better, why didn't you pick the chance to play games without Skinks and hope that they gain MVP awards?"
A: "I thought about it, really, but then I got these good offers from Gucci and Dolce and Gabbana which needed more material for their boots and handbags and..." *seems to realize what he just said* "... I have no more time and must go away. Bye!"
Q: "Waitwaitwait! What? What does that mean? What kind of offers? What kind of material????"

Alpman's Chaos Warrior bodyguards advance, pushing the reporters out of the suite. "The press conference is ended! No more questions!! HEY, NO MORE QUESTIONS!! DO YOU WANT TO PLAY IN "THEIR SECOND CHANCE"???"