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2016-09-20 00:48:07
11 votes, rating 4.9
11 votes, rating 4.9
A special message from Pa Footstompa
"OI OI, YA SOFTIES! I 'eard ya hoomies like dat stinking Aw-to-ax-zpurt git when he talk 'bout me boyz. He dunno better than talkin', heh? One ov dis days he might get a good stompin' by one of me squigs. Let me tell ya a really good orc story! Footstompas just played dose vampire lads. Do ya like undead gits dat just run like puny elfz 'n do weird stuff wif dem eyes and don't stand and fight like proper Blud Bowl? CUZ WE DON'T. Dey can zog off. So we give dem a good stompin' cuz we Footstompas are good orcs and we do fightin' and winnin' better than errybody else."
"Oi, boss. Dem vampires did most of the stompin' on dem hoomies, doe. We wuz only tacklin'..."
*CRUNCH*
"ZOG OFF, WEIRDO, DIS ME STORY! As I wuz sayin' we did good stompin', we were cunnin' and brutal like Gork wantz (or was it Mork?). So we kick dem undead buttz 'round da pitch 'n we win 1-0. I wanted to gif dis message to ya, so u know we, da Footstompa clan, are comin' for ya. Cuz we good orcs and WE DON'T AFRAID OF NUFFIN'. ARE YA READIN' AWTO-ASSPURT, YA ZOGGIN' GIT WE GONNA GET TO YA 'OME AND WRECK UR..."
NDR: Most of the rest of the message is composed of insults, doodlings, and inintelligible writing
"Signed, Pa Footstompa, boss of clan Footstompa. Ok, ya can stop writing Weirdo. Now zog off. I wanna sleep"
"Oi, boss. Dem vampires did most of the stompin' on dem hoomies, doe. We wuz only tacklin'..."
*CRUNCH*
"ZOG OFF, WEIRDO, DIS ME STORY! As I wuz sayin' we did good stompin', we were cunnin' and brutal like Gork wantz (or was it Mork?). So we kick dem undead buttz 'round da pitch 'n we win 1-0. I wanted to gif dis message to ya, so u know we, da Footstompa clan, are comin' for ya. Cuz we good orcs and WE DON'T AFRAID OF NUFFIN'. ARE YA READIN' AWTO-ASSPURT, YA ZOGGIN' GIT WE GONNA GET TO YA 'OME AND WRECK UR..."
NDR: Most of the rest of the message is composed of insults, doodlings, and inintelligible writing
"Signed, Pa Footstompa, boss of clan Footstompa. Ok, ya can stop writing Weirdo. Now zog off. I wanna sleep"
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