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2012-02-02 18:44:02
11 votes, rating 4.3
11 votes, rating 4.3
Drawmeister
93/60/59
I have recently "achieved" the odd, dubious mark of having more draws than losses. 3/6/1 in my last 10 matches and here I am! I don't know what this mark means, but hey I gotta be me.
The monument game:
Sploosh - Dead Ogre on turn 3 (3 remain)
Laughable, pathetic, desperate lurch for enzone... ball dislodged
Opponent ghoul picks up but stumbles
Loner snotling picks up and scores
10 turns of laughable, pathetic desperation yield 1 score
1-1
Haiku form:
Beerox, drawmeister
Can't stand losing! Or winning...
Vladdy Kramnik clone
In my defense, I've surely never drawn in under 14 turns. Take that, Kramnik!
I have recently "achieved" the odd, dubious mark of having more draws than losses. 3/6/1 in my last 10 matches and here I am! I don't know what this mark means, but hey I gotta be me.
The monument game:
Sploosh - Dead Ogre on turn 3 (3 remain)
Laughable, pathetic, desperate lurch for enzone... ball dislodged
Opponent ghoul picks up but stumbles
Loner snotling picks up and scores
10 turns of laughable, pathetic desperation yield 1 score
1-1
Haiku form:
Beerox, drawmeister
Can't stand losing! Or winning...
Vladdy Kramnik clone
In my defense, I've surely never drawn in under 14 turns. Take that, Kramnik!
Comments
Posted by Hitonagashi on 2012-02-02 19:59:37
Rated 6 for Kramnik joke :D
Posted by Kryten on 2012-02-03 17:04:49
Obscure chess joke ftw