With a few coaches leaving there's a growing risk that Badoek might actually win something, which is a terrifying prospect to him and everyone else.

To head this off, we are looking for:

Coaches for a variety of great races to play in the amazing Hubba league.

This coach will:

Have mastered the basics of coaching a team;
Be able to create, ready and play the team;
Be able to schedule and play games on a roughly fortnightly cycle (we're fairly relaxed), focused on the European timezone;
Have the intepersonal skills of a wedding planner who remembers the names of everyone, their family, their pets and where they went on holiday. You are capable of greeting people in eight languages, asking them how they are and making sure they have fun;
Have the emotional resilience of a mother of ten. When you roll triple skulls and your favourite legend dies, apoth fail, dead, you chuckle along with everyone else;
Be a creative thinker. You see doubles on an underworld storm vermin as a chance to weigh up between hail mary pass and dump off;
Be the kind of coach who your team mates would turn to with every halfing in a dwarf's tackle zone requiring eight dodges to score or the team will disband, the bank will foreclose on the stadium and there'll be no Christmas presents for the kids at the orphanage this year and say 'Bring'em home, Ted' (it's okay if your name isn't Ted);
Sprinkle star dust and light on everything you touch.

Candidates who like cats or have visited the Channel Islands will be given special consideration. Come prepared to explain why Christer hasn't entrusted you with running Fumbbl.

Applications to Harad by PM. I await with barely concealed glee.

https://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=7734&op=view




Apologies for having ripped this from somewhere else.