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2008

2008-01-25 00:11:50
rating 3.8
2008-01-20 20:19:06
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2008-01-17 01:22:41
rating 3.6
2008-01-03 19:47:32
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2008-01-17 01:22:41
31 votes, rating 3.6
HARRIERS SECOND GAME - BLOOD BOWL INDEED!
The Harriers second game was against Carnes Frias a necro team. Coach probably shouldn't have accepted the challenge but hey! they're already dead right?

Amazing game for a team beaten as badly as the Harriers were. The Carnes Frias were held scoreless the entire first half. So were the Harriers, but their fans expected that! Right before the first half ended, the C.F.'s Sally Chicon killed Ernst Engle in a Foul, followed quickly by Bob Bumbler's death - and C.F.s resurrected him as a zombie and played him in the nose lino position the rest of the game! At the half, three of the Harriers were in the box: Wurst Seriously Hurt with a niggling injury; Bob Bumbler and Ernst Engle, RIP; Jallisco KO'd and unable to answer the whistle for the second half.

Second half, Harriers to receive, pick up the ball, form up and fumbbl the ball deep in their half of the pitch, with Gus Gustav getting broken ribs. Result: Carnes Fritas score by Solovino! Second kick, Harriers to receive, and the C.Fs. get a "Blitz" on the kickoff roll! When the dust settles, Harriers lose the ball and another C.F. score. By Turn 7 only six Harriers can line up with predictable results. Final Score: Harriers 0 - Carnes Fritas 3. (sorry; typo I didn't catch before)

Fans of the Harriers should take heart at this loss. This time, they held their opponents scoreless until they began fouling out the Harriers players. Of course, that is a legit tactic, but still! Much better play, and Jallisco recovered to play well enough for the MVP award. Better coaching this time, but still not quite good enough as the Carnes Fritas were on average slower than the Harriers. Note that werewolves and human catchers are both MA 8, but the ww has claws, etc while the catchers have ST 2! Ought to have been able to punch through or pass over them, but couldn't line it up. Coach was obsessing about "the ground game". One spectator asked him "If you're a running team, how come youse got two catchers and two throwers? Huh? How about that?". Coach's reply was not audible but some hand gesturing was involved.

Tune in next time for the Post-Game Excuse .. erm .. Bulletin!
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