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2008-10-29 12:14:25
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40 votes, rating 4.7
FC VII: TNT talks to Ninetails about tonights' game
The FUMBBL CUP game to be watched tonight will definitely be the Vanilla Ninjas against the Walmart Looterz: Blazing speed and vicious claws meet ..well.. yet another orc team. Our guest commentator for Tournament News Tonight is Ninetails, rookie linerat of the Vanilla Ninjas!
TNT: Good evening Mr Ninetails. You are going to watch tonights' monster match from up here instead of from the Line of Scrimmage, how do you feel about that?
Ninetails: Lo. Well, i sprained my ankle while tripping over some dead elfs' body in last weeks' game - i can tell you, it was really annoying having all them elves lying around, bleeding all over the place while we played.
At first i felt should play anyway, because hey, i can still wait for a punch in the face and then get KO'ed for the rest of the game like i always do, but the coach convinced me i was a key part of the team tactic and too important for the teams' future games in the FC to risk me in this one.
TNT: Yeah i can see that. Let's take a look at tonight. Care to hazard a guess at the outcome?
Ninetails: Well the outcome seems pretty clear to me, it might be 2:0 or 3:1 for the Ninjas depending on form and if anything funny should happen there's Soulthief to set things right. The only question is: How many of them orcs will have to die for it?
TNT: You seem pretty sure. What makes you so confident?
Ninetails: Well just now our new reinforced wet cardboard armor sets have arrived, which are known in all the Skaven world to be far superior to the black steel armor orcs are wearing. This alone makes us pretty invincible.
TNT: I ..see.
Ninetails: But on top of that, our orc removal specialists Deathwalker and Wereraven have developed a new technique they call "smuggling a board of wood with a nail in it onto the pitch and hitting prone orcs over the head with it", but i'm not allowed to go into details about this secret strategy.
TNT: Um.. yes. Thank you for sharing, Mr Ninetails. I can't wait to see all this unfold on the playing field.
Ninetails: You're welcome. See you tonight at 20:00 BB time!
TNT: Good evening Mr Ninetails. You are going to watch tonights' monster match from up here instead of from the Line of Scrimmage, how do you feel about that?
Ninetails: Lo. Well, i sprained my ankle while tripping over some dead elfs' body in last weeks' game - i can tell you, it was really annoying having all them elves lying around, bleeding all over the place while we played.
At first i felt should play anyway, because hey, i can still wait for a punch in the face and then get KO'ed for the rest of the game like i always do, but the coach convinced me i was a key part of the team tactic and too important for the teams' future games in the FC to risk me in this one.
TNT: Yeah i can see that. Let's take a look at tonight. Care to hazard a guess at the outcome?
Ninetails: Well the outcome seems pretty clear to me, it might be 2:0 or 3:1 for the Ninjas depending on form and if anything funny should happen there's Soulthief to set things right. The only question is: How many of them orcs will have to die for it?
TNT: You seem pretty sure. What makes you so confident?
Ninetails: Well just now our new reinforced wet cardboard armor sets have arrived, which are known in all the Skaven world to be far superior to the black steel armor orcs are wearing. This alone makes us pretty invincible.
TNT: I ..see.
Ninetails: But on top of that, our orc removal specialists Deathwalker and Wereraven have developed a new technique they call "smuggling a board of wood with a nail in it onto the pitch and hitting prone orcs over the head with it", but i'm not allowed to go into details about this secret strategy.
TNT: Um.. yes. Thank you for sharing, Mr Ninetails. I can't wait to see all this unfold on the playing field.
Ninetails: You're welcome. See you tonight at 20:00 BB time!
Comments
Posted by BillBrasky on 2008-10-29 13:17:50
Awesome Fluff, Jaim!
Good luck on the match!
Posted by JackDaniels on 2008-10-29 15:19:16
haha, this made me laugh. good luck too you
Posted by Synn on 2008-10-29 17:12:15
Best of luck Jaim. I think you will win this game while suffering heavily.
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Posted by UberEvil on 2008-10-29 19:24:25
Great stuff. GL!