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Jevulen
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2009

2009-04-04 16:26:17
rating 2.6
2009-03-10 17:43:22
rating 2.4
2009-03-02 22:55:48
rating 2.9
2009-02-18 15:04:49
rating 1.4
2009-01-05 22:44:12
rating 1.6

2008

2008-12-22 18:04:50
rating 2.1
2009-03-02 22:55:48
36 votes, rating 2.9
Death of my beloved
It was a gloomy afternoon, saturday. I woke up, had not slept very well, something within me was stirring. An uneasiness I never felt before. In a daze I approached her, reached out, pressed all the buttons but no response. She had been acting weird for a while already, but for her to not comply with my requests at all was highly odd. Sure, most of the time lately I had to give it a go for a good four or five times, but now there was no response even after ten tries. Dread started to slowly creep up on me, could it be that this was the end? Tried a few more times, had a few friends over to give it a try, but she just kept still, taunting me, mocking me.

I could hear the giggles of doom. Growing stronger, panic started spreading. I couldnt breath. My computer had taken its last breath, it is all over.
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Posted by Peter_Thorpe on 2009-03-02 23:14:54
dont worry, shes going to the great modem in the sky :)
Posted by fly on 2009-03-02 23:49:54
don't buy a new one!
Posted by pythrr on 2009-03-03 00:12:40
thats just creepy

stop now!
Posted by Kryten on 2009-03-03 02:37:54
Silicon Heaven is beautiful.
Posted by DukeTyrion on 2009-03-03 13:43:45
KRYTEN: "He's an android. His brain could not handle the concept of there being no silicon heaven."
LISTER: "So how come yours can?"
KRYTEN: "Because I knew something he didn't."
LISTER: "What?"
KRYTEN: "I knew that I was lying. Seriously, sir. 'No silicon heaven'? Where would all of the calculators go?"