Hello blog.

I started on fumbbl just over three years ago, having never gotten around to it in my tabletop days. Because I am basically six years old, I immediately decided to run with Squigs against the normal teams my friends were rolling. I won my first game as neither of us knew the rules, then lost the next eight without scoring as reality bit. The team was entirely based on me getting the ball to Bradley Squiggins and trying to leap over everything. That...that didn't work too much.


RIP :(

Anyway, yesterday I finally achieved my lifelong dream of, in competitive games, a 50-50 record of wins and losses. No longer do bullies kick sand in my face and steal my scotch eggs! Now they just call me names!

It's progress, of a sort, and it's now time to fix upon another lifelong dream. What's a reasonable goal for another three years of clicking little pixel warriors on other little pixel warriors?