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2021-01-21 22:09:04
11 votes, rating 5.5
11 votes, rating 5.5
Wanted, dead or alive: Flash R. Big reward!
Those of you that have read my earlier blogs, will know that I was on a mission to make my favourite orc of all time, Flash Rip'nsmasher, the best scoring orc ever in the Blackbox. Flash succeeded! He then aimed to become the biggest active star orc in the Blackbox. And succeeded again!
Flash now completed the trifecta by achieving the last of his goals, which was to become one of the Blackbox’s all time top-25 players.
Needless to say I am, as the long time coach of the infamous Smashington Greenskins, thrilled to see such success! However, it has to be said that Flash has become quite the diva over time. And with the current success he has simply become unbearable. To the point that the team would rather be rid of him even if they’d never admit it.
Firing him is unthinkable. The fans would simply ransack downtown Smashington. But an ever so regrettable, untimely injury is something the team now secretly hopes for. So, management has made it a point to spread the rumour from the more disreputable taverns that a large donation in gold would be made on behalf of any player that manages to permanently injure Flash Rip’nsmasher.
The donation will be made to the local charity of this player’s choice, provided he, she or it chooses FUMBBL. A well know local initiative to provide locked down people with superb entertainment, bringing a spark of joy to their Nurgle blighted days! The discrete donation will be the equivalent of 15 USD dollars for a permanent injury, and 30 USD for Flash’s death. CABAL Vision had guaranteed favourable coverage for whoever manages to put a dent in the arrogant orc's skin (or bones. or teeth. or anything really.)
Rumour has it that many of the more desperate assassins and imaginative bruisers are already signing up for any blood bowl team that will have them, hoping to catch the big prize. It is a public secret that the Smashington Greenskins have signed up for the next BAR Brawl, so any prospective bounty hunter would do well to convince his, her or its coach to sign the team up for the next tournament draw.
Flash now completed the trifecta by achieving the last of his goals, which was to become one of the Blackbox’s all time top-25 players.
Needless to say I am, as the long time coach of the infamous Smashington Greenskins, thrilled to see such success! However, it has to be said that Flash has become quite the diva over time. And with the current success he has simply become unbearable. To the point that the team would rather be rid of him even if they’d never admit it.
Firing him is unthinkable. The fans would simply ransack downtown Smashington. But an ever so regrettable, untimely injury is something the team now secretly hopes for. So, management has made it a point to spread the rumour from the more disreputable taverns that a large donation in gold would be made on behalf of any player that manages to permanently injure Flash Rip’nsmasher.
The donation will be made to the local charity of this player’s choice, provided he, she or it chooses FUMBBL. A well know local initiative to provide locked down people with superb entertainment, bringing a spark of joy to their Nurgle blighted days! The discrete donation will be the equivalent of 15 USD dollars for a permanent injury, and 30 USD for Flash’s death. CABAL Vision had guaranteed favourable coverage for whoever manages to put a dent in the arrogant orc's skin (or bones. or teeth. or anything really.)
Rumour has it that many of the more desperate assassins and imaginative bruisers are already signing up for any blood bowl team that will have them, hoping to catch the big prize. It is a public secret that the Smashington Greenskins have signed up for the next BAR Brawl, so any prospective bounty hunter would do well to convince his, her or its coach to sign the team up for the next tournament draw.
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Posted by BeanBelly on 2021-01-22 22:34:59
Fantastic achievement! and really fun idea. I wish him a long and painful retirement.