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2013-07-22 02:33:57
13 votes, rating 5.4
13 votes, rating 5.4
I think my saurus misunderstood something...
...or maybe it's just me. Isn't "Equal Opportunity" badge ("Has killed one of every race") meant to be a team-specific badge? Well, my saurus legend
Kalja insists that it's really meant to be a player-specific award. Kalja just killed his 25th opponent (chaos beastman) and has now caused death to players from 13 different races. He says that he is now over half-way to fulfill his dream. What a silly saurus.
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Kalja has made 152 casualties and for some reason almost precisely 1/6 of those have been deaths. (He has played 127 matches so far, which means that he kills an opponent almost every fifth game.) Players worth of total 684 SPP have been killed.
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For some reason Kalja seems to hate especially dark elves - five players from that race have been killed by Kalja. Record for most deaths in one game still goes to pro elves - Kalja once managed to kill three of those things in 16 turns. One high elf lineman has been killed too, but wood elves are so slippery that none of them has met his destiny in the hands of Kalja (yet)!
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Kalja is still hoping to kill at least one player from these 11 races:
- Amazon
- Dwarf
- Halfling (!)
- Human
- Khemri (#&����¤@ regeneration!)
- Necromantic
- Norse
- Ogre
- Slann
- Vampire
- Wood Elf
Time will show how close to his "dream" that saurus can get. He got his first Star Player Points from killing a goblin pogoer and I'm sure that some day he will be the one who is getting killed (he has already tricked death twice - thanks apo) but until that day he seeks more players from different races to kill.
"Kill everyone or die trying!"
-Kalja
Kalja insists that it's really meant to be a player-specific award. Kalja just killed his 25th opponent (chaos beastman) and has now caused death to players from 13 different races. He says that he is now over half-way to fulfill his dream. What a silly saurus.
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Kalja has made 152 casualties and for some reason almost precisely 1/6 of those have been deaths. (He has played 127 matches so far, which means that he kills an opponent almost every fifth game.) Players worth of total 684 SPP have been killed.
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For some reason Kalja seems to hate especially dark elves - five players from that race have been killed by Kalja. Record for most deaths in one game still goes to pro elves - Kalja once managed to kill three of those things in 16 turns. One high elf lineman has been killed too, but wood elves are so slippery that none of them has met his destiny in the hands of Kalja (yet)!
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Kalja is still hoping to kill at least one player from these 11 races:
- Amazon
- Dwarf
- Halfling (!)
- Human
- Khemri (#&����¤@ regeneration!)
- Necromantic
- Norse
- Ogre
- Slann
- Vampire
- Wood Elf
Time will show how close to his "dream" that saurus can get. He got his first Star Player Points from killing a goblin pogoer and I'm sure that some day he will be the one who is getting killed (he has already tricked death twice - thanks apo) but until that day he seeks more players from different races to kill.
"Kill everyone or die trying!"
-Kalja
Comments
Posted by Araznaroth on 2013-07-22 02:50:44
He should go for the one below that. Slaughterer:)
Posted by licker on 2013-07-22 03:18:00
I'm confused...
Are you surprised that almost exactly 1/6th have been deaths?
Since, you know, 1/6th of all CAS should be deaths.
Are you surprised that almost exactly 1/6th have been deaths?
Since, you know, 1/6th of all CAS should be deaths.
Posted by Nelphine on 2013-07-22 03:24:51
but given that in (most) matches only one cas will be an SI or death, those are the one's most often apo'd/igor'd. Therefore, you normally actually end up with somewhere between 1/12 and 1/9 of all cas caused are deaths. (It can sometimes be slightly higher if you play predominantly regen teams, but since those teams aren't in the 'most popular' category, that usually isn't the case.)
Posted by the.tok on 2013-07-22 10:22:41
That's an ambitious lzard for sure, but...
How come you're missing the easiest ones? O_O
Do you cherry pick to avoid halflings and snots? Those are quite easy to get with his skillset now
I can offer you my ogres if you promise to kill a snot and not an ogre, I can even expose them to Kalja :p
How come you're missing the easiest ones? O_O
Do you cherry pick to avoid halflings and snots? Those are quite easy to get with his skillset now
I can offer you my ogres if you promise to kill a snot and not an ogre, I can even expose them to Kalja :p
Posted by Kammo22 on 2013-07-22 11:50:44
@.tok on
For some reason ogres and halflings doesn't like playing against my lizards :P Only one game played against ogres and never had a chance to kill halflings (or treemen!).
For some reason ogres and halflings doesn't like playing against my lizards :P Only one game played against ogres and never had a chance to kill halflings (or treemen!).