(Sung to the tune of "We will rock you" by Queen)

Buddy you're a Dwarf, form a big cage,
Standin' on the Line gonna get yourself Guard some day
We'll put a boot in ya face
You big disgrace
Then kick your butt all over the place

Singin'
We will we will foul you
We will we will foul you

Buddy you're a Wood Elf, Dark Elf
Dodgin' 'n' passin' gonna score a touch down some day
We'll pin you down in one place
You big disgrace
And break both legs and then your face

We will we will foul you
Kick 'em
We will we will foul you

Buddy you're a Human lineman
Earnin' SPP gonna make you a star some day
You'll have mud on your face
You big disgrace
Once we've put ya back into your place

Singin'
We will we will foul you
Kick 'em!
We will we will foul you
Everybody!
We will we will foul you
We will we will foul you