Hmmpph...cough..cough.
(In a mist of dust and spider webs)
It seems that things had moved pretty fast the last 3000 years. I wake up, and everybody is talking about Facebook, Instagram and ..and...stuff.
My kingdom has vanished, No fun for me. But someone talked about a game - Blood bowl. Ha! Thats a game for Kings. Applauses, trumpets and blood...lots of blood.
So, i summoned my most devoted servants and opened the crypt to conquer the Wolrd.
The first game was a disappointment.
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3390968
Some pesky rats, ran around my legs and didnt want to die. We almost extinguished them all. 5 of them didnt had the guts to come back. At the end, the ref told me that winner of the game should be the team that put a small thing called "ball" in the "endzone". The rats did it twice - we once. I tried to explain to the ref that we won 5-1. 5 injured rats for us - 1 injured skeleton for them. Wasnt the game called BLOOD BOWL?!
HA! We shall show the world the true meaning of Blood.
The King has spoken!!!