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Pastorn
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2013

2013-03-18 13:10:52
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2013-02-08 22:34:12
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2013-02-01 17:40:42
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2012-12-27 09:52:55
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2012-07-11 15:01:05
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2013-02-01 17:40:42
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Mr Bones Blog
Hmmpph...cough..cough.

(In a mist of dust and spider webs)

It seems that things had moved pretty fast the last 3000 years. I wake up, and everybody is talking about Facebook, Instagram and ..and...stuff.

My kingdom has vanished, No fun for me. But someone talked about a game - Blood bowl. Ha! Thats a game for Kings. Applauses, trumpets and blood...lots of blood.

So, i summoned my most devoted servants and opened the crypt to conquer the Wolrd.

The first game was a disappointment.

http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3390968

Some pesky rats, ran around my legs and didnt want to die. We almost extinguished them all. 5 of them didnt had the guts to come back. At the end, the ref told me that winner of the game should be the team that put a small thing called "ball" in the "endzone". The rats did it twice - we once. I tried to explain to the ref that we won 5-1. 5 injured rats for us - 1 injured skeleton for them. Wasnt the game called BLOOD BOWL?!

HA! We shall show the world the true meaning of Blood.

The King has spoken!!!
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Posted by the_Sage on 2013-02-01 19:24:40
ehhh... welcome back?
Posted by pythrr on 2013-02-01 20:31:06
foul all mens!
Posted by pythrr on 2013-02-01 20:31:54
altho i do think that a fouly skelo team would get more games in B. Just my opinion.
Posted by Pastorn on 2013-02-02 09:47:41
I agree....but I have a secret plan...the world will discover it in time muhhhaaaahhaahhhaahahahaahaa cough...cough.
Posted by Rabe on 2013-02-02 16:12:49
Welcome to the pitch, Mr Bones! :-)
Posted by Rabe on 2015-04-28 21:36:56
We shall never find out the secret plan, I guess: https://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=26380

R.I.P.