So The Mighty Blue Hawks lost yet another game, this time it was vs. Sids Humanoid Creatures. The Mighty Blue Hawks have played 10 matches now, with an embarrassing losing streak of 8 matches. Our reporter managed to get in touch with Mighty Blue Hawks coach and founder after the match.

Reporter: Another lost match. How long do you think you can keep this up?
Paustian: As long as it takes to be the best High Elf team in the League.
Reporter: It’s gonna take awhile then. How do you feel about the rumor amongst the fans that you’re not fit to be coaching a High Elf team? I even heard someone saying Mighty Blue Hawks is an disgrace for the entire High Elf Race…
Paustian: Nah, I’m not worried. I’ll just put my male players in even smaller and tighter armor. That will keep any High Elf fan happy for a time.
Reporter: So your saying that by putting your male players in tiny armor your fans won’t notice your bad coaching. Like when you gave Miro the Knuckleduster ability only to put him in the reserve box?
Paustian: Hmmm… Maybe I should invest in some male cheerleaders.
Reporter: What about tactics? It seems like there aren’t any?
Paustian: On the contraire, the team just doesn’t seem to follow them. I blame the Dragon Warriors and their stupid oath.
Reporter: Are you working on some new tactics that can bring you team around?
Paustian: Yeah, I just found some on the Internet.
Reporter: Thanks for your time coach and Good Luck in the matches to come.
Paustian: Bah, I don’t need luck. I just brought us some reroll counters…