That was surely a short visit in Dirtyland.

My first DP ever was eager to show what he could do in his first match. The storm vermins and gutter runners rushed through the defence, and the DP worked himself up. Only to see there were noone lying on the ground.

Instead he himself got hit over the head in 3rd turn killing him in an instant. Of course the apo rolled a 1 to keep him dead as well...

As disgusted I felt before, as relieved I am now.

Clearly, DP wasn't for me. Another 5 years until next try?