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Tymless
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2019

2019-11-06 22:59:54
rating 4.8

2014

2014-12-12 20:59:57
rating 5.5
2014-10-15 03:14:35
rating 5.3
2014-09-26 18:27:29
rating 5.2
2014-08-07 19:01:32
rating 3.9
2014-07-29 00:53:23
rating 5.2
2014-07-05 02:22:39
rating 5.5
2014-06-29 04:16:40
rating 4.2
2014-06-28 05:37:18
rating 4.1

2010

2010-02-09 21:53:57
rating 5.6

2009

2009-12-22 19:32:28
rating 5
2009-12-04 22:20:17
rating 4.7
2009-12-01 18:32:19
rating 4.6
2009-11-19 19:24:46
rating 4.7
2009-11-18 19:15:00
rating 4.9
2009-11-02 17:29:27
rating 5
2009-10-28 16:53:12
rating 5

2008

2008-01-25 06:16:11
rating 4.6
2009-11-02 17:29:27
44 votes, rating 5
Confession
Confession

An elderly man walks into a confessional... The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!'
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Posted by Meltyman on 2009-11-02 17:34:12
this quest must never be stopped !

Posted by Calcium on 2009-11-02 17:45:45
lol especially at the last joke!
Posted by KJG on 2009-11-02 20:25:20
How many protestants does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: Nobody knows, because they all live in Perpetual Darkness!
Posted by Chrome_ghoul on 2009-11-02 21:52:47
My personal favourite is an old Dave Allan gag.

"a lot of people think that priests should never be allowed to marry.

Personally I have no problem with it.

I mean, if two preists are in love, let them get on with it!"
Posted by pythrr on 2009-11-02 22:19:49
hate speech hate speech!

:D
Posted by DonTomaso on 2009-11-02 22:36:43
Some greats here...

Donating to the church was very subtle.. :)
Posted by Arktoris on 2009-11-03 03:29:17
most of those were dry, but the last one made me laugh so loud I'm rating this a 6 : )
Posted by shadow46x2 on 2009-11-03 07:27:50
better watch out tymless...

the catholics might start protesting you for hate speech :(
Posted by Sandoval on 2009-11-03 13:28:04
The last one, man, Is the best one !

Keep posting... UP!
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2009-11-03 14:18:01
The last one was ace. :)
Posted by Araznaroth on 2009-11-03 16:29:58
"the catholics might start protesting you for hate speech"???

Isn't hate speech what catholics do best?

Loving these blogs!;)