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2024-08-16 06:27:17
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The Iron Owl - Blood Bowl Makes A Return To FSU!
The FSU campus erupts into a drunken brawl after Dean Gerard Blacklake elects to overturn the “Scale Protection” Codes. “These codes have long been outdated and have done nothing but discourage the spirit of sportsmanship here at FSU, we should strive for excellence in all things and be willing to take risks to achieve that.”. Words that rang a new song of hope throughout the campus today as Dean Blacklake took the podium by storm.

After the Dean's speech, student leaders representing those against the SP codes took the stage and riled up the gathering crowd by spraying 15 kegs worth of Bloodweiser into the gathered throngs, violence ensued. Student leader Keenen Lilly (Applied Deathrolling) was able to do a short interview before joining the kerfuffle “Yeah y’know we have been out here playing blood bowl our entire lives and we would love nothing more than to play it for the best school in the world! GO GATORS!”.

With the overturning of the SP codes many students like Keenen Lilly are hoping Blood bowl will make its return to the Florida College for the first time since the SP codes were implemented 32 years ago. Many like him plan on taking to the pitch at the first opportunity.

Dean Blacklake when asked about the possibility of Blood Bowl making a return had this to say “I used to play blood bowl, my brother played blood bowl, hell my dad died on the pitch! I wouldn’t give up those years for a thing and I think it is criminal that these fine men and women haven’t had the chance to play for their school.” When asked about if a team will be made for this next season Dean Blacklake refused any further questioning.
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Posted by gettym on 2024-08-16 14:52:30
Nice! Everyone knows those scale-protection codes were essentially veiled attempts to control reptiles by claiming to "protect" them. Every skink has the right to die in a bloody heap on the pitch just like everyone else!