As an introduction to the teams from our region we present this brief collection of their history and quotes.

War Wagon
East of Gate City a Wal-Mart went in displacing the local Orc tribe. Those that were not skilled enough to be employed as greeters were recruited by a local chief. These to be thrown against all on the pitch. The chief was bribed.

"One game doesn't pay enough to hire buy a goblin?"
- Toadgrinder

"And they call me mad?"
- "Mad" Onzey, after the Cobra_Kai game.

Pipeweeds
At a small (only 7 courses) halfling picnic a problem arose regarding the selection and division of deserts. To settle the matter, at the suggestion of a traveling carnival owner, two squads of feuding small-folk took to the field.

This skirmish was the beginning of the Pipeweeds of New Hamp Shire and the Pumpkin Squad of Three Lakes East.

Gate City Plague
The Plague, a Skaven team, has been one of the more exciting and mangled from the region.

"Let me get this straight. In the winter under is warmer than above. In the summer under is cooler than above. And I am supposed to go above and be a replacement for this team's thrower who was killed in your first game."
- Longpaws Dogeater

"The coach said he needed firewood. I got the firewood. I don't know who got the elf."
- Zeke Demonweed

"Dead elf don't need no ears."
- Underpaw Blackrum

"That is one less elf hugging tree."
- Mal Greasefur

In a brutal tie game, against Raynor's Raiders, the Gate City Plague fans lost two favorite players. Mongo Trolleater the beloved rat ogre of the team and the versatile kicker Brandwine Slimestealer were both stuck down by the lizards. It is going to be very hard for the Plague to recover from these loses.
- Gate City Tribune

"By the Horned Rat, what insanity is this? After we lose Mongo and Brandwine, a match against the bearded stumpies? This is crazy!"
- Scrum Vatdiver

"Our front office puts us on the pitch with dwarves again. Our fearless coach exhausts our medico on a minor case. And of course, Longpaws Dogeater killed. I thinks some, other than players, need to visit the pitch."
- Antonus Chainbreaker

Gate City Raiders
Then there is the Amazon team - rejects from the roller derby.


"Cheer up love. Two were killed in our first game and Morgan will never be 100% again." - Valmoora

"What's the death rate round here?"
"About one to a person."

"Do not let the coach drink before the game." - Lizzy Borden

"Chaos dwarfs again?" - Julia

Subway Fugitives
This goblin team was retired after management skipped to tropics with the funds intended for player development.

"Damn! They are dumb!" - Coach

"Now get dis. Dis is called the buddy system. If I don't see a buddy with a big guy, I'z gonna tell the big guy it is snack time." - Coach, pregame pep talk.

"I must have been hit hard in the head." - Monkey Thirdrail, after hearing that the team was on a winning streak.