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2015-03-27 15:32:49
17 votes, rating 3.6
17 votes, rating 3.6
Legendary Minotaur Dies
Some tragic news just in - this evening, in a one-sided dicing, legendary 'Play The Man, Not The Ball' Minotaur MonoROAR died at the feet of a vicious cheater, who administered the fatal blow with a dirty foul late in the game.
Just twelve games after being granted the Healing Potion, which cured him of multiple sustained injuries over a long and decorated career (-MA, 2x -AG, -AV and a niggle), it was ironic that he also happened to die in the same game as his Beastman friend, who was named in honour of the healing ceremony.
A gentle soul who wouldn't hurt a fly, he will long be remembered for his love of standing around and roaring, something that even in his last match he managed to enjoy several times.
Representatives from FUMBBL were unavailable for comment, but it is understood that the referee in charge of the match will be provisionally stood down, pending an investigation into allegations of bribery and match fixing.
RIP buddy.
Just twelve games after being granted the Healing Potion, which cured him of multiple sustained injuries over a long and decorated career (-MA, 2x -AG, -AV and a niggle), it was ironic that he also happened to die in the same game as his Beastman friend, who was named in honour of the healing ceremony.
A gentle soul who wouldn't hurt a fly, he will long be remembered for his love of standing around and roaring, something that even in his last match he managed to enjoy several times.
Representatives from FUMBBL were unavailable for comment, but it is understood that the referee in charge of the match will be provisionally stood down, pending an investigation into allegations of bribery and match fixing.
RIP buddy.
Comments
Posted by tmoila on 2015-03-27 15:55:45
RIP beastman, you were a good omen!
Posted by roante on 2015-03-27 17:48:09
Minos w/o leap and long legs aren't competitive.
Posted by garyt1 on 2015-03-27 20:44:03
A great big hitter out there. Good to see someone including a Mino in a high TV Chaos team.
Posted by Dunenzed on 2015-03-27 23:58:17
He'll never know the joy of scoring a TD.
Posted by awambawamb on 2015-03-28 01:57:13
LEgend with no TD = meh.
Posted by Timetis on 2015-03-28 18:07:26
He roars no more.
Are the manhandlers going to hire a replacement cow?
Are the manhandlers going to hire a replacement cow?