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2014-07-08 23:18:10
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2013

2013-05-03 18:49:03
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Stunty Madness: Ralatohl smashes four Big Guys in one match!
Having just become the first ever non-Beast Nurgling Legend Ralatohl was eager to begin his Big Guy smacking competition with the upstart Nurgling Zamrpoh.

Both lined up to the match against the Gnoblar team I dreamed to be a Mechavermin ready to bring the pain, with no fewer than four 'juicy' ST5 targets to test themselves against, with the Star Player Slabb also making an appearance.

However, with Zamrpoh seriously injuring himself while trying to go for it to blitz a Big Guy early on, the pitch belonged to Ralatohl and he revelled in the occasion, smashing no less than four hulking monstrosities to the ground!

Mishappen Mike BH x2
Beer Serker -ST
Overlord Gnukzak Killed!


The 'score' stands tied 4-4 now, with Zamrpoh out for a game to recover.

Rumour has it Malefic Putrescence are on the look out for more chances to allow the two to further their rivalry, and for good reason given that the rest of the team tend to survive longer without great big Ogres and the like constantly smacking them around!

Did you know?
Aside from their competition on the pitch, Ralatohl and Zamrpoh have a healthy rivalry off it as well! They both regularly compete in flower arranging competitions, however they are tied at 34-34 each, having shared joint last place in every contest they have entered. Something about pox ridden, stinking, dead flowers seems not to appeal to the, predominantly Halfling, judges
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Posted by harvestmouse on 2013-05-03 19:01:07
With a couple of blockle mbs, you have one of the hardest teams around. Shame to see a team I've played retired....................there's so few teams at this high TV and with a decent amount of games played as it is.
Posted by member1234 on 2013-05-03 19:17:24
Yeah, Crook666 let me know he was retiring them after the early dicing or the damage wouldn't have been *so* severe. Zamrpoh is definitely a nice freak to have though. ;)

Interested to see what way the final tweaks will go after the next tourney and with some decent high TV data. I have a feeling Nurglings are a bit too killy (maybe even developed Gnomes too, a few seem to be starting to pop up!), to the extent I've been sitting mostly accepting challenges rather than challenging teams myself, but then that only lasts as long as you have two PBs fully developed (which I effectively have in Zamrpoh and Ral, even though one is a Nurgling) and they take a long time to get there. Something wild like removing Piling On from Stunty I could maybe get behind too.

Air really does seem to get thin above 1600-1700 TV though