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2012-10-02 09:02:48
15 votes, rating 4.9
15 votes, rating 4.9
oldest human in the box, ever!
The next time timmy IV http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=8484243 takes the field, he will become the oldest human player in the box of all time. not bad for the humble lino, a man of few words (mainly timmy). next up is chasing down the most blocks of all time by a human in the box. 300 odd left to go on that front.
he features in most of the top lists for humans, which is a testament to his value to the team. a smashed ankle suffered in the most recent black cup has slowed down his rushing plays, but anyone would say he is extremely lucky to make it this far in the 1st place.
he has led the followers to two human premiership titles, and after a layoff last season is looking for a third.
timmy, timmy, timmy, timmy. TIMMY!
he features in most of the top lists for humans, which is a testament to his value to the team. a smashed ankle suffered in the most recent black cup has slowed down his rushing plays, but anyone would say he is extremely lucky to make it this far in the 1st place.
he has led the followers to two human premiership titles, and after a layoff last season is looking for a third.
timmy, timmy, timmy, timmy. TIMMY!
Comments
Posted by DukeTyrion on 2012-10-02 11:19:23
Having a player like that would suggest your coach name is wrong :-P
Posted by nufflehatesme on 2012-10-02 11:34:22
haha possibly :). he is my 1st +2st player, so i may have pixel hugged him for the last 100 games or so. the apo is his personal assistant lol
Posted by Ehlers on 2012-10-02 11:52:49
Mighty Zug 4 5 2 9 Loner, Block, Mighty Blow 260k
Ogre 5 5 2 9 Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate 140k
timmy IV 5 5 3 8 +ST, Block, Fend, +ST, Guard, Tackle -ma 240k
I would say he is worth the money :D
And nice win record with those Human in Blackbox!
Ogre 5 5 2 9 Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate 140k
timmy IV 5 5 3 8 +ST, Block, Fend, +ST, Guard, Tackle -ma 240k
I would say he is worth the money :D
And nice win record with those Human in Blackbox!
Posted by Starfire on 2012-10-02 12:09:48
I love this guy and the team he plays on! Timmy, you are an inspiration to cheap lineman everywhere and are worth every spec.
I call for a hunt on the fiend who crippled him!!
PS: nice stats Ehlers :O
I call for a hunt on the fiend who crippled him!!
PS: nice stats Ehlers :O
Posted by garyt1 on 2012-10-02 12:58:42
Great player! Great tribute to Mighty Zug.
Give him a player bio!
Give him a player bio!
Posted by nufflehatesme on 2012-10-02 14:32:16
thanks for the kind words! he compares very favourbly to the mighty zug when the stats are laid out.
i agree he does need a bio, but superstition has been holding me back :P i told myself after he hit legendary that i would write a bio for him when he finally bites the dust, but timmy just keeps on chuggin on.
perhaps a mention on the followers team bio will suffice for now :)
i agree he does need a bio, but superstition has been holding me back :P i told myself after he hit legendary that i would write a bio for him when he finally bites the dust, but timmy just keeps on chuggin on.
perhaps a mention on the followers team bio will suffice for now :)
Posted by Nelphine on 2012-10-02 21:57:22
Awesomely, he became the oldest player against my Legendary Infestation. And while Timmy was Badly Hurt, the crowds ROARED! And invaded the pitch! And stunned Painful Legend, a S6 Block Beast of Nurgle.. and the Inglorious Followers listened to the screams of the fan and sent the boot in and BAM! One dead beast of Nurgle. A stellar way to become oldest human player!
Posted by nufflehatesme on 2012-10-03 07:41:21
success has gone to his head methinks. timmy now thinks that showing up to the game is enough to justify his massive tv. 6/7 games he has not made it to the final whistle. 1st hit he takes has seen him faking injury to go lay in the dug outs with his hookers and cocaine stash.
legendary indeed
and to think the team got a taxidermist to mount the st6 beasts head (after removing the boot of course) on timmys home wall as a gift for his accomplishments.
legendary indeed
and to think the team got a taxidermist to mount the st6 beasts head (after removing the boot of course) on timmys home wall as a gift for his accomplishments.
Posted by Balle2000 on 2012-10-03 16:27:26
I vote that Timmy dons the Beast's hollowed out head as a helmet to fear off enemies.