From the pages of the Laurentian Paladins

Elf Catcher:

Calm deep blue ocean
Catching ball in way of harm
Dodge and score or bleed

Elf Line:

Standing on the line
Ogre, Minotaur and Troll
Dodge their blows or die

Elf Line:

One more turn to go
Bodies piled mountain-high
Find the ball and run

Elf Line:

Just had some coffee
Now I'm ready and buzzing
Don knuckledusters

Elf Line:

Will I retire
Niggled or injured somehow
Or does death await

Elf Line with doubles skill roll:

Get to the weight room
Or you'll be doing wind sprints
Don't you like Guard skill?

Elf Line:

Blood pooled on the pitch
A twitching player lies there
Yes, a job well done

Elf Line:

Chop block to the knees
Shoulders crack and elbows snap
The line of scrimmage

Elf Thrower:

Aerodynamic
Spiralling so gracefully
No! Intercepted

Elf Blitzer:

Life on an elf team
Danger, fame, hot cheerleaders
For sure worth the blood