Posted by Apostasy on 2010-12-21 10:38:45

One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

Posted by DukeTyrion on 2010-12-21 17:35:56

A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the 2 dead boys
If you don't believe this story's true
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too!

Posted by Macavity on 2010-12-21 17:53:18

"I see!", said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as he picked up his hammer and saw.



Sheesh, grade 2 all over again.... :P

Posted by pythrr on 2010-12-21 18:59:38

http://www.folklore.bc.ca/Onefineday.htm

google...

Posted by Macavity on 2010-12-21 19:12:53

No, I learned it in elementary school, and that was long before google. Sorry, pythrr, wrong again!