Used to be that a bloody bowl was evidence of a well conceived but poorly executed weekend. Now, a bloody bowl is just evidence.

As the Fox Force Reconnect! team members prepare for their first league game, coach Cryin Seebreast is tryin to keep the team members away from all the media hype, and the extracurricular distractions that go along with being the first blood bowl Reality Team.

Foxy Network Producer E. Laine Raincoat says, "yeah, this is a rowdy bunch of girls gettin' their amazon all up in all the hype. It'll be interesting to see how they cope with their first casualty ... "

Blitzer Sofia was nonplussed, however. In a press conference today she (and her Cougar cub, Bratty) kept the holoreporters scribbling for an hour or more. At one point she said, "... one look from Jaci or I will freeze most of these blockheads. I know we don't have a lot of actual experience on the field, but this is not our first rodeo, if you know what I mean."

The game is scheduled this week, so hold on Amafans, it's gonna be a bouncy ride!