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Bunchwacky
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2009-02-19 03:03:55
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2008-07-17 20:44:57
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2009-02-19 03:03:55
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I Must Have Desecrated A Shrine Somewhere
I figure that's the only explanation. I haven't won a game in the last 30. I haven't scored or inflicted a casualty in the last three. I'm averaging about 2 blitzes against me a game. If not blitzes, then perfect defense against me. Or barring those, I get pelted with rocks. Often all three in the same game. Some people claim that I'm exaggerating, then they play me. Check with Dakkon12 if you don't believe me. I watch my team get hosed over and over. I don't mind a loss if it's a hard fought, honest loss. Getting hosed by the dice, especially the kickoff dice is just awful. I'm not looking for an explanation or anything like that. I just want someone to lie to me and tell me there's a cheat code out there everybody but me has. I can live with that lie. However, I have the sneaking suspicion there is a far more simple explanation. I have accidentally desecrated a shrine somewhere and the Gods are angry with me.
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Posted by pythrr on 2009-02-19 04:33:10
"I have the sneaking suspicion there is a far more simple explanation"

We suspect so too - and it doesn't involve a shrine...
Posted by Bunchwacky on 2009-02-19 05:14:26
There's always the distinct possibility I suck, but I'm in denial here. However, like I said, start checking with some of the people I've played. They say my ability to draw bad rolls is unlike anything they've ever seen.
Posted by Rijssiej on 2009-02-19 08:50:00
I think those ppl were just being polite.
Posted by Ullakkomorko on 2009-02-19 09:08:16
a) There is only one God, not gods.
b) You have been fouling enough, have you?
Posted by Melmoth on 2009-02-19 09:15:13
Disagree about this one god thing;-)
Posted by pythrr on 2009-02-19 11:23:26

there is but one god, and her name is nuffle.
Posted by Peter_Thorpe on 2009-02-19 12:06:22
her name??? youve got a 50/50 chance of being right or paying for your ignorance!!! :D
Posted by Deej84 on 2009-02-19 13:25:05
You're all forgetting about the 4 chaos gods :-P
Posted by Nemeton on 2009-02-19 13:41:55
More Gods definitely beats one God – monotheism is always so boring, at least with polytheism you got some fun Gods along with the bad and the boring.