Posted by johnalex on 2013-07-04 10:18:54

In my tiredness it took me a minute to figure out why the 4th of July needed defending. Is it the environmental destruction caused from fireworks? The concerned parents of hand-mangled teens? Oh yeah, military.

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Posted by johnalex on 2013-07-04 10:23:45

oh! or offended british people in red coats

or people with too many puppies

or just dogs/puppies in general

what about cats? they prolly don't like this holiday either

its probably an annoying day to be a police officer since you have to spend alot of your time watching out for drunk people

eww... what about nurses and ER people taking care of sploded hands?


Thank you America!
For defending this great holiday.

Posted by BooAhl on 2013-07-04 11:10:50

Defend or rights to have secreat weapons for one drive...
22nd Amendment, don't f**k with that amendment. Or everything we stand for will be destroyed and aliens will attack us and we cant defend ourselfs without our secreat weapons.

Posted by uuni on 2013-07-04 12:19:27

I think he is talking about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution

Recent events make me sad. By merely traveling, Snowden has shown us that in addition to the US, the NATO countries are willing to force down friendly head of state. I guess this confirms that his revelations are really on the spot.

I wonder how one can claim that US eavesdropping on EU embassy can help someone to catch any terrorist?

Posted by Cavetroll on 2013-07-04 13:42:56

Happy 4th of July my fellow Americans.

Posted by JackassRampant on 2013-07-04 14:29:53

Entirely indefensible holiday. But very American in its outlook.

Now, pardon me. I'm gonna go get drunk and play with explosives.

Posted by blader4411 on 2013-07-04 18:21:18

My thoughts go out to Mr. Edward Snowden, whever he may be. A true patriot and hero of the world, God Bless :)

Posted by birdbanger on 2013-07-04 18:44:47

Happy 4th of July to all you American Fumbblers!

Posted by Wizfall on 2013-07-04 19:27:08

Happy National Day !
It's a day to remember the many great things your country has done, not the bad (you have the rest of the year for that if you want it).

Posted by WhatBall on 2013-07-04 20:40:37

Happy 4th down there. Enjoy.

Posted by pythrr on 2013-07-04 21:09:40

how do you defend a date? just curious.

Posted by Badoek on 2013-07-04 21:29:08

pythrr: by standing in front of her when thugs try to rob her

Posted by B_SIDE on 2013-07-04 21:48:18

Happy 4th! Enjoy the cold beer, grilled meat, and colorful explosions. :)

Posted by pythrr on 2013-07-05 00:14:00

Badoek - -lol. Nice.

Posted by Arktoris on 2013-07-05 01:37:16

A great day to be with family while remembering one of the greatest countries in history.

God how I miss America...

Posted by Jeffro on 2013-07-05 05:50:32

It's my birthday. My daughter sang that I look and smell like a monkey. I'll defend her in that statement.

Posted by PaddyMick on 2013-07-05 11:50:19

King George III's diary entry on 4 July 1776:
"Nothing Important Happened Today"