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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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A crap game. My best players taken out early (including one miss next game) and no money either.

I think it was fair to say I was robbed on this one with my KO rolls being crud and also all the pows I took and the critical double skull on my final drive then the failed dodge needing a 3+ near the end to set up some protection for my ball carrier.

Was just an unfun game with a lot of crappy rolls.”