“I'm not even sure how this game went so wrong. Hank was drunk and retching (Morley's) for most of the game. Puppet couldn't make a Dauntless check to save his life.

Some untimely Turnovers (failed Dauntless, failed GFI, failed dodge) gave Doogs easy access to the ball.

On his 2nd TD drive, he did some amazing dodging with his AG 4 BM. I call stuff like that Gutter Runner Magic. I put my hands on him with Wee Robbie but I couldn't knock him over.

On his 3rd TD drive, I put up a good defense. Put my hands on the ball handler, knocked him over. The ball scatters into the waiting tentacles of his Beast. Once that happened, my dwarves couldn't stay face up on the pitch. Hank was back but his drunk ass stumbled to the ground as he tried to get into range.

It was kinda funny seeing Gored die as he bounced off of P.O.D. on a failed block. I hope that's a signal for good things ahead for the head of the Micro Wrestling Foundation.”