“Well, I'm nothing if not consistent. This was my third game today, and if you want a laugh you should look at the results of all of them together!

The game started with a fumbled pass, then Springbulbs blitzed... double skulls, reroll, doubleskills, failed his armour roll, dead! Fortunately, the new apo was a bit better than the previous one and he was saved - only for Morley's Revenge to keep him in the dug out for most of the game - and when he was there he did nothing anyway.

My poor new catcher, Drizzlemist, who managed to pass once and was looking to gain a skill with a second was injured and niggled.

And another 10K for my troubles.

Someone has been trying to tell me something all day, and I've just not been listening!”