“28 cas suffered in last 7 games, to only 14 caused...9 dead in that 7 game span...just not getting the rolls I need. A 3+ with reroll to steal the ball and take the lead, but alas, not to be. A 4+ to wake up from ko? Not if you're on my team, where apparently you need a 7+ as we've had only 4 ko rats wake up in last 20 rolls...a timely blitz by my opponent to screw up a OTS attempt for second time in last 3 games...

Pay attention, ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens to coaches "brave enough to play chaos". You get a dead rat, one of your better ones MNG, loss of game, loss of FF, pathetic income, and a whole bunch of shoulda-woulda-coulda moves from the game stuck in your head. Sure, my rats are gonna break 300 games soon, but at this pace we'll be stumbling backwards over the finish line instead of a triumphant finish...”