“""Where in Hezmana have you landed us Crichton!" -Dargo upon upon landing on a dusty desert planet.
"'You saw a creature? What kind of creature? The kind we eat? Or the kind that eats us?" - Chiana to D'Argo before they learn that they are going to be playing a game against some rotting corpses
"Sparky, you go run downfield and make like Jerry Rice." - Crichton's orders to Rigel during their initial huddle.
"You yotz! You didn't even throw me the frelling ball! I risked my life for nothing." -Rigel to Crichton after Aeryn gets the pass for the opening score.
"Revenge is a feast best served immediately." -D'Argo upon seeing a mummy kill Stark.
"My deepest regrets. I thought that corpse was dead. I did not expect it to reach up from the dirt to tackle me." -Pilot apologizing for creating a vital opening that led to the Foundation's first score.
"What a load of dren! We don't even get another chance to tie the game" -Aeryn after the Foundation stall out the second half.
"Now tell me again how this frelling bloodbowl dren is going to help you find your wormhole?" -Chiana's post game comments”
“The strike team met their first opponents on a dusty desert planet near
the Sayshells. Just before landing twists and missounding moans came out
of the mummified Hari Seldon, leading the team to suspect a Seldon
Crisis was about to take place. Thus Forward the Foundation hit the
pitch with what could be considered anticipation, if they were not all
mindless hulks of rotten flesh.
The curious beings of Farscape were quick to take Joranne Sutt out of
the psychohistorical development of the game. And proceeded to take the
ball into the Foundation Endzone.
Hober Mallow was cited as sayin: "I think there's something not quite
right about that Stark-fellow." He then proceeded to receive the ball
directly from the kick-off and using his personal neuclear force-field,
miraculously managed to avoid being hit, and could hand-off the ball to
Arcady Darell for a touch down before half-time.
During the second leg of the expedition Salvor Hardin suspected something was not quite right with Stark, and prominently abducted him to the make-shift neuroelectric laboratory in the dugout. Whether Stark is a Mule or an Anti-Mule remains yet to be seen.
Meanwhile 'Arcadia' managed to dodge about and score a touchdown late in the half.
The questions still remain...Where is Earth? Are there other Mules out there? Will Bayta ever recover? ”
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"'You saw a creature? What kind of creature? The kind we eat? Or the kind that eats us?" - Chiana to D'Argo before they learn that they are going to be playing a game against some rotting corpses
"Sparky, you go run downfield and make like Jerry Rice." - Crichton's orders to Rigel during their initial huddle.
"You yotz! You didn't even throw me the frelling ball! I risked my life for nothing." -Rigel to Crichton after Aeryn gets the pass for the opening score.
"Revenge is a feast best served immediately." -D'Argo upon seeing a mummy kill Stark.
"My deepest regrets. I thought that corpse was dead. I did not expect it to reach up from the dirt to tackle me." -Pilot apologizing for creating a vital opening that led to the Foundation's first score.
"What a load of dren! We don't even get another chance to tie the game" -Aeryn after the Foundation stall out the second half.
"Now tell me again how this frelling bloodbowl dren is going to help you find your wormhole?" -Chiana's post game comments”