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The former librarian of Terminus, now known as 'Evil Homir', spends most of his time doing a dance which involves rattling his dry bones like a pair of marracas. He's not much use on the pitch, but the rest of the team find his rythms addictive, and have threatened the head coach with severe dismemberment if he is taken off the starting roster.