“"Nobby?". Sergeant Colon stood beside his longtime partner with a puzzled look in his eyes. Corporal Nobbs looked at the sergeant, "Yes Fred". "What just happened here?", Colon asked.
Commander Vimes was not in his best mood when he approached his crew. "Listen up people. I want each and every one of you out on the streets and find some muggers, preferable trolls, so you can get more training.". He tilted his head a little and looked at Carrot, "Not you Captain, you'll just injure them.. I just want you to look out for the others while they practice".
"We won today, but good grief it was boring... You couldn't handle the ball, you didn't even give yourselves 50% in the tackles.... We have to do better next time." As the crew turned to leave, Vimes quickly added, "We don't want people to think the city guard has grown lazy, so do it for Ankh-Morpork."”