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Captain Quirke was the Captain of the Day Watch before the two Watches were combined to form the City Watch. He was called Mayonnaise because he is thick, rich and oily, and smells faintly of eggs - he doesn't have the imagination to be a bad man, but instead deals in the type of generalised unpleasantness that slightly tarnishes the soul of all who come into contact with it.