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What a load of crap. 3 SI all regen failed, including a 2+ dodge with RR that was a niggle.

First half I had the ball and a good field position, but due to the blizzard field and his blue players, I didn't see on of his guys and when I misclicked, I went into his tackle zone. Not seeing I was now in a tackle zone, my Troll promptly tried a dodge (unintended) and failed. I lost the ball next turn.

Then I had a crud run of 1s. The Pump Wagon was exhausted 3 times on the first 7 turns. Trolls kept rolling 1s. Was a very unfun game.

Had enough second half (pent up frustration after the deaths and injuries last game too) and decided to concede, retire the team and move on from this crap.

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