“Old fashioned butt-whooping at it's ugliest. I won't complain about luck giving him the game or cheating me, as luck in ball control and rolling POW to block will go both ways over a game. But cas-dice were all him, and there's just no getting over that...

Game starts with a pitch invasion taking down our RO, who is gang-fouled twice before the elves score easily. This pisses him off to no end, and in the next 10 turns he fails his WA roll on block/blitz 5 times, is unable to stand up twice, pushes a player around once and *gasp* knocks over a couple elves, stuns only, before he's blasted in the head by yet another boot and sent to the BH box. And for this stunning display of gaming prowess, he's awarded MVP. *sigh* At least it's not to my dead/niggled linos, but as he's about to make legend (at 175 spp now) and likely retire, it amounts to the same waste of an MVP award.

Elves made no mistakes this game, rats did. End of story. Wasn't like it was the most brilliant game challenge in my career...

...elves had more MB...
...higher Av...
...more tackle...
...more blodge...
...more guard...
...four str4 elves...

That last was the ultimate kicker (pun intended). I had absolutely no counter, esp after he killed my strip-ball in like turn 2 or 3 of the match, my RO was absolutely useless, my cas/ko boxes were chock full...just not a good game to be a rat. Retired two skilled linos to hire a rookie lino back. Joy.”