“Coach Bagg was arrested today after the match for nearly beating Lex the Brown Orc to death after he stupidly charged towards the ball carrier when he should have been paying attention to the guy next to him. Other players we able to make the play but Lex fell flat on his face and allowed the winning TD to be scored in Turn 8. If not for Lex's stupidity, the RattleBonz would have had a decent chance to dislodge the ball from the rookie thrower and postion themselves near the goal line for an easy turn 8 score to win. Lex had played well up to that point, scoring 10 blocks and putting both opposing dirty players out of the game. Lex was quoted as saying "I tot da udder guy was layin down from when I 'it 'em."

Lex did learn from his mistake. He now has a keener sense of the field. One might say hes a 'pro'”