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Lex the Brown Orc
#2
Lineman
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
31
B
116
P
0
F
0
G
39
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
9
Td
4
Mvp
3
GPP
45
XPP
0
SPP
45
Injuries
d
Skills
+ST
Block
Pro
Lex is an odd brown color, hence the name. He was the bastard child of a Black Orc Blood Bowl star of yesteryear and some poor defensless Wood Elf cheerleader. Seems there was nobody left to stick up for the cheerleader after a particularly non-violent match. So Lex's father had his way with the cheerleading squad. Little is known about Lex's several brothers and sister that were born from the encounter, but Lex's story is well known. His mother tried to abort Lex, but he successfully defended himself, and after the third attempt, he mortally wounded the abortionist. When Lex's mother finally went into labor, Lex was uncomfortable with the contractions and opted to perform a C-section, from the inside out. Lex then ate his still living mother for sustenance. After a short weekend in Barbados, Lex signed up with the Rattle bonz, becoming the youngest player ever to play the game. Lex's strength, blocking skill, and professionalism have made him a star and a fan favorite. Lex will often demand treatment for the simplest of injuries, just to stay in the game. He often quotes, the win is more important than my life, or anyone elses life. Few people on the team have the stones to tell him no.
To date, Lex has never missed a start.
Lex died in a game against some vile cheaters. His heroic career was honored by the fans who awarded him with a posthumous MVP.
To date, Lex has never missed a start.
Lex died in a game against some vile cheaters. His heroic career was honored by the fans who awarded him with a posthumous MVP.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-09-14
-
2
-
-
-
6
2004-10-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-05-27
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-05-28
-
-
-
-
1
5
2006-05-29
-
1
-
-
-
3
2006-06-13
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-06-29
-
-
-
1
1
7
2006-06-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-07-28
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-08-28
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-12-29
-
-
-
2
-
4
2007-12-31
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-01-01
-
-
-
-
1
5