“Brock Thomas for BBN reporting. Pandemonium here in the Cowboys pit of Khorne. Many fans are still here, rioting, drinking, pillaging and what not. After last week embarassment, Coach Bagg must have REALLY lit a fire under his orcs. If you'll remember with me, coach Bagg promised to turn orcs into an offensive juggernaut, but last week, his boys failed to find the endzone in 1-0 loss. However, two play makers really stepped up their game tonight. Lex the Brown Orc as he cal himself, and Fragz Femur both put of two touchdowns. Wargh Bob, played like an ogre. Coach Bagg manhandled the Black Orc last week and this week Wargh Bob came out to hit. In fact all the orcs had their hats strapped on tight for this one. Soraus Diddler killed Arlush with a wicked hit. A clean hit, but truly a wicked looking shot. Player of the game honors went to the Troll Hizzk Sortoof who was knocked silly in the opening drive and never returned to the field. He is propable for next weeks game with a slowly regenerating ankle.

But the real story today is the 4 Td's on the ground. The bonz played a swarming defense, and rarely missed an opportunity to put a foe on his back. The clan took the opening drive, They quickly took the Troll out of the game, Thats a top ten play, but they could do little else all game. With the ball tucked away securely in Kosuth's big hand, the chaos team began to attack orcs. The ocs held tough and then swarmed the Beastmen. The quickly prised the ball loose, struggle for control for a turn or two, and then scooped up the ball and scored. There was just enough time left to wrest the ball free again and score on a last second play. The second half was our first look at the Bagg Offense. The orcs went hat on hat against the chaos and walked the ball into the endzone. An academic last second score to close the game made it 4-0. Exciting for orc fans, homicidal for the minions of Khorne.

From the Cowboy's pit of Khorne, this is Brock Thomas BBN.”