“Don't let the luck meter fool you, I was totally diceraped this time around.

Just kidding!
This was possibly the luckiest game of my career. Going into it I would have been happy to get one touchdown considering I only had 9 players to start. When the first pitch invasion cleared my entire TD path I thought, nice a TD, this is cool. Then I scored 3 more, 2 of them when I was kicking off. Elyen Turith had Duh, where am I? but didn't fail a single bonehead role and thus leaped and sidestepped my way to victory. Just look at his stats for the game. And when Kahvie's thrower was BH going for it to pick up the ball I couldn't believe it. Seriously, great luck for me, terrible for him. However, he took it better than anyone I've ever seen. Chatting cheerfully the whole time despite it all. Well Kahvie you said I could use a recovery game, thanks for providing it. I'd play this guy anytime, I think if he rolled a skull or a 1 every time he touched the dice hes still have a smile on his face. Good form, see you on the pitch.”