“Only four players from the Drunken Clam side showed for this match, and then one left the pitch in turn 2 never to return. It may have been something to do with the well-stocked snack bar near my team's dugout.
This 5-0 beating was the worst any of the players had ever seen. Hopefully it has them fired up and ready for the next match.”
“Secret to this win was filling the snack bar with the really heavy sweet creamed filled donuts to slow down Shanecottoms +AG lino. Like all beer guzzling linemen he went for the bait, then it was game set and match :)”
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This 5-0 beating was the worst any of the players had ever seen. Hopefully it has them fired up and ready for the next match.”